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to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'

139 replies

HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:04

Its literally the most offensive, immoveable ear worm ever.

It's like an illness.

Fgs, I'm 38 year old woman in a cardigan and wearing Crics and I'm singing this watering the house plants.

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME!!!!!!!!

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SherlockPotter · 24/04/2017 23:10

Iggy Azalea is trying too hard to be like Nicki Minaj... 🙄

PerspicaciaTick · 24/04/2017 23:21

Honey, if you like Mackelmore you might like the Sherlock version of it - and it might shift the bouncing.

I'm gonna solve a case
Only got John Watson as my partner
I I I'm hunting, looking for a come up
This is bloody awesome

MaryCrawley · 24/04/2017 23:22

🎼 Everything is awesome.
Everything is cool when you're part of a team...

BlooBagoo · 24/04/2017 23:35

There are now so many earworms thanks to this thread, my poor brain is mixing them up. I have an interesting mash-up of "Everything is Awesome" and Macklemore so I've now got "everything is fucking awesome" going through my head. Grin

2017SoFarSoGood · 24/04/2017 23:46

perhaps this shall help?

Yum Yum Yum Yum Yumity Yum
It's like a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!!!!!!
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yumity Yum
Bring your sour cre-e-e-eam

Althouth I have to say I don't know why I want to help you, since you have made my Monday infinetly more difficult by putting the temptation to google the frickin song and I can't cos I'm at work. I'm the boss. I'd hate to have to fire myself for inappropriate use of firm property Grin

AcrossthePond55 · 24/04/2017 23:59

The ultimate ear worm.

TheNiffler · 25/04/2017 00:05

BigChoc, Clementine gets me quite frequently.

My brain is now performing a mash up of mo bounce and bloody bam bam. I'm blaming you, Honey.

MrsToddsShortcut · 25/04/2017 00:06

Oh dear. First I looked up the wrong bounce song (some R Kelly shite that made Iggy sound like the Smiths) then I watched the video. What's all this bottom nonsense? All the wobbly bums? It's most disturbing. And those lyrics must have taken 2 minutes to write...

Here is a classier style ear worm!

Boudicca featuring the HH crew. Martha Howe-Douglas could take Izzy in a heartbeat...

CoconutOilWink · 25/04/2017 00:16

Not quite what I was looking for...

to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'
Danibubbles · 25/04/2017 01:38

Space Unicorn, soaring through the stars, delivering the pineapple pen to ma motherfucking haaaaaaaus. Grin

veryveryquietly · 25/04/2017 03:41

I'm really sorry to do this, but there is only one massive, broad spectrum antibiotic blockbuster that will get rid of a truly insidious earworm like the bounce bounce one.

It's an oldie, but it will root out and replace any earworm. But use with caution.

veryveryquietly · 25/04/2017 03:46

Whoops that was the clean version. is even more insidious.

leghoul · 25/04/2017 04:04

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VwO21W9AD3w

MumBod · 25/04/2017 04:06

I can achieve the one-buttock twerk (as seen upthread). It happens when I get restless leg syndrome.

MrsNutella · 25/04/2017 07:50

Red bug it's good to keep sharing the pen pineapple love Grin I'm actually glad I wasn't the only weirdo one that thought of it!

MoonlightandMusic · 25/04/2017 20:53

First I found myself stuck with from all the links on this thread, and then it descended

HoneyDragon · 26/04/2017 11:34

I worked with a youngster who had been convinced for years it was
You Spin me Ron, Ron, Ron, like a real playa'

Grin
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DukeOfBurgundy · 26/04/2017 12:49

Sadly I only know one line of each so it gets monotonous.

Oh, this is the worst kind of ear worm. Also sometimes I get ear worms just from hearing my daughter singing something so I haven't even heard the real song. I get earwormed by dd's version.

Happily, since watching Beauty and the Beast, I have all the B&B songs in a permanent loop in my head. Believe me, I know ALL the words to those. Grin

DukeOfBurgundy · 26/04/2017 12:50

like a real playa' Grin Grin Grin

elQuintoConyo · 27/04/2017 17:41

Great, so now i've had the Bounce earworm since yesterday. I have had to change the lyrics somewhat as I kept singing it out loud in front of my 5yo: bounce in the multicoloured house HmmGrin

SmileEachDay · 27/04/2017 18:26
FrankiesKnuckle · 27/04/2017 18:30

There, that should cure it.

You are welcome!

HoneyDragon · 27/04/2017 18:38

Multicoloured house GrinGrinGrinGrin

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EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans · 27/04/2017 19:07

I get an earworm every time I see the title of that flipping Archers thread.

KakunaRattata · 27/04/2017 19:20

Just ruined my own week.

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