to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'

[HoneyDragon]

Its literally the most offensive, immoveable ear worm ever.

It's like an illness.

Fgs, I'm 38 year old woman in a cardigan and wearing Crics and I'm singing this watering the house plants.

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME!!!!!!!!

Oh come ondaisygirl that wretched scarecrow and his bloody hat had been absent from my brain for a whole decade.
There's names for wanton cruelty like that

Sultans of Ping! .... god I'm old

I really must play this for ds.

My kids have almost learnt pen pineapple Apple pen just because DH and I can't get it out of our heads

My current ear worm is 'I'm on a boat!' by Lonely Island
At least it's sweary but I nearly sang it out loud in front of the child. Ooops!

It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small woooorrrrlllldddd!!!!

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!!!!!!

Oooh Sultans of Ping!

Where's me jumper? WHERES ME JUMPER?!

Yay!!!!!

Fucking 'it's a small world' scared the shit out of me! It's a terrifying, horrendous thing of massive goddamn nightmares.

I lecture in media studies, and at Christmas always do a roundup of the festive ads with my classes. I had that James Corden Sainsbury's song through until mid January. I genuinely thought I was going to go mad.

I was only on it's a Small Small World the other week.

And I did the Frozen ride. And if you're thinking of doing the Frozen ride don't.

Basically you queue for ten years, see a magical white haired freak and then fall backwards down a hole.

In short it's like being the Ring in Lord of the Rings, but you're in a Norwegian boat instead of a Hobbits handbag.

That video! It's just bottoms! Why no men's bottoms ?

I am trying to work out if this would raise less or more eyebrows than when I spontaneously start singing paw patrol or bag pack bag pack, mid afternoon when I am knee deep in emails and boring stuff.

I suppose my office would think I am marginally cooler than I am

Scratch Scratch

your listing to the MumsNet remix..

I need to go to bed.

Ds used to watch Wallykazam and I had that song about the goblin in the castle stuck in my head for aaaages.

🎼🎶my friend the kiiiing
The castle and the crown beloooong to him
I know we're gonna give 'em back to him
Get out the goblin, put the king back in🎶

I had Bobgoblin's voice in my head singing, "No invaders, no dragons, no trolls!" for weeks!

I literally cannot understand the problem. Just start singing wind the bobbin up.

I'll just leave this here....

Just spent the best part of 20 minutes lying on the sofa trying to twerk one buttock.

I may have pulled something.

Sadly a muscle, not a shag.

There's an actual Small World to go with the song? Oh. Coming back to this thread was a bad, bad, idea - I should have just let it go...

Oh God, I thought I had rid myself, but this thread has now resurrected my own ear worm - that hideous bloody advert:

I see you baby CHICKEN MADRAS, CHICKEN MADRAS......

if you think that's bad: I proudly present you with the pineapple pen

Can I just say my current ear worm before bounce bastard is this, simply the BEST song of 2017 this far....I'm also seconds from singing along to this in public walking the dog

m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=QK8mJJJvaes

Just watched the video for the first time, might start an AIBU for not letting small children dace on over sexualised music vidioes..

I mean really, you want you child dancing against a bum cheek that has its mind if it's own.

I quite enjoy pineapple pen 🙈

This should help

For a given value of help

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damn, nutella was quicker at googling :o

or do you have it in your favourites?

Oops, snap SaucyJack embrace the space unicorn 🦄

Hang on.... I think I'm cured I'm back to singing "this is fucking awesome"

I may have some decaf to celebrate.

MeowMeow it would be an interesting AIBU, no one would think you unreasonable everyone would hate you for making them listen to the song accompanying the video. Perhaps suggest the mute button?