to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'

[HoneyDragon]

Its literally the most offensive, immoveable ear worm ever.

It's like an illness.

Fgs, I'm 38 year old woman in a cardigan and wearing Crics and I'm singing this watering the house plants.

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: if you have no idea what I'm on about DO NOT GOOGLE.

Not a hah hah hah don't google, not really google, google. JUST DONT FUCKING GOOGLE IT. Or you're doomed.

Is it one of those modern hip hop songs?

I quite like some of them.

Can I have a share of whatever drugs you're taking please?

It's a crime to the ears

Those are the worst and best type of earworms. I've walked down the corridors at work with excrutiatingly inapropriate sexy song lyrics buzzing through my brain as I try to manage details about someone at death's door.

Are Crics a rip-off brands of faux Crocs?

Ffs, did you not get the I have stature and class? I'm not high dude.

Well, you say you have stature and class...

AGADOO, DOO, DOO, push pineapple, shake the tree

AGADOO, DOO, DOO, push pineapple, grind coffee

You're welcome.

I googled. I'm an idiot. It shall be chiselled on my gravestone:

Here lieth elQuintoConyo
1973-2017
She Googled

Ahem Crics are how refined people such as myself say crocs. I intentionally wrote it phonetically so you'd get that.

I appear to have been protected from the ear worm by my inability to type....

Ps hello honey dragon my lovely, you know me under a different name. I fake tanned my baby many moons ago and everyone thought I was you

Google didn't reveal anything honey.

What height ARE you anyway?

Are you dancing like in the video?

Oh. I forgot to attach the screenshot after all that!

Quint

You

Cunt

I did WARN you.

Empress no joy. I've even tried the badger song and pink fluffy unicorns.

I went to baby group this morning and I've got that bloody dingle dangle scarecrow in his flippy fucking hat nothing has made it go away, not even Placebo!!

Urglewurge

It does lend itself to some gentile twerking with the watering can

Love the new username bab ....you definitely shouldn't listen to it!! You'll end up singing it at preschool or something you disaster prone minx!

Honey the only cure is to go on the offensive.

Deliberately infect others. Gets rid. Every time. I think it has to be in person though, not sure it works over T'internet.

And the intent has to be there.

I am DEFINITELY not Googling it.

Are pink fluffy unicorns normally good for ear worms then?

I can't, I just can't....I love you all too much.

I mean, look what I did to Quint

Empress .... only if they're dancing on rainbows.

I pick an unsuspecting colleague and go contagious on their ass.

Can you hold out until morning?

It's fine
Just don't accidentally sing it at work
Or go for a run, get pumped up listening to Bad Blood, then pop to the supermarket still singing it and accidentally do the HEY! out loud at unsuspecting Aldi customers.....
And don't google Mark Ronson All Right....lot of motherfucker potential there too....I can't play Spotify out loud at work anymore.
So I'll get back to having a bounce in ma motherfuckin haaaaus.....