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to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'

139 replies

HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:04

Its literally the most offensive, immoveable ear worm ever.

It's like an illness.

Fgs, I'm 38 year old woman in a cardigan and wearing Crics and I'm singing this watering the house plants.

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME!!!!!!!!

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 24/04/2017 21:23

Well...
I spent quite a seriously long time with the music from those Famous Grouse adverts stuck in my head.
I was humming it at work.
"Dink, dink, dink, dink. Dinky-dink... Plop!"
I then realised I'd sung it out loud and a customer looked scared.
I do not know of the song of which you speak and I hopefully shall remain ignorant and I WILL NOT google.

Cocolepew · 24/04/2017 21:24

I heard this blaring from DDs room last night. I sang myself to sleep singing it Hmm

mydietstartsmonday · 24/04/2017 21:25

May I suggest neat gin.

HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:27

Coco....Sad they know not what they do to us.

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Goldfishjane · 24/04/2017 21:28

Cigars, I only know one Famous Grouse tune but it's not very earwormy.

fafflygood · 24/04/2017 21:28

AGADOO, DOO, DOO, push pineapple, shake the tree

Totally off topic.

I always thought (well I didn't think really) it was "pushpine apple, shake the tree",

I always vaguely wondered what a pushpine apple was, but there are are so many types of apples you know...

This thread has been a revelation.

EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans · 24/04/2017 21:28

I nearly always end up singing along when I'm out for a run.

Usually a mix of Meatloaf and songs from the Buffy musical & Wicked.

Probably a good thing I'm moving.

BestZebbie · 24/04/2017 21:29

Catchy song - I googled and watched the video and now want to stage some kind of helicopter intervention to remove the badass small girl in the video just before she hits puberty and take her to a place that isn't 100% constructed for the male gaze. :/

TheNiffler · 24/04/2017 21:29

Heh eh heh, Honey. I give you my current earworm

Bam bam ay what a bam bam
Bam bam dilla bam bam

Enjoy

Goldfishjane · 24/04/2017 21:30

Niffler, is that Missy Elliott?

MayhemandMadness01 · 24/04/2017 21:31

I have tigga singing his bounce song in my head, please don't tell me that there is 2 bounce songs - my youngest is 15 and I still twitch from that at times

TheNiffler · 24/04/2017 21:34

Sister Nancy, Gold

MycatsaPirate · 24/04/2017 21:34

At least it's not the fucking purple dinosaur song

I love you
You love me
We're best friends that friends can be
with a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me toooooo!

You're welcome.

dailymailarecunts · 24/04/2017 21:36

I'mmmm blue! Abadieee abadiiieee!

HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:36

In that video not one of those bottoms is bouncing in a house.

And yes, god yes, we must rescue yellow hoody child. Ferrari kids ok though, she has her own car.

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TheNiffler · 24/04/2017 21:37
WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 24/04/2017 21:37

Ta Dah! Grin

Iggy Azalea, Mo Bounce really is a pile of shite isn't it Confused

AudTheDeepMinded · 24/04/2017 21:38

I once had 'I'm sexy and I know it' as an earworm andwould burst into the corner at inappropriate moments...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle etc etc. I feel your pain. Go and play the Black Beauty theme tune that'll shift it.

Da Da da da da da da da da

MrsNutella · 24/04/2017 21:39

It's ok I think this will solve allllllll your problems.

AudTheDeepMinded · 24/04/2017 21:39

Chorus obvs

HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:40

bollocks I can't believe you did that!

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HoneyDragon · 24/04/2017 21:40

I love Pen pineapple Apple Pen Blush

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EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans · 24/04/2017 21:41

I've got Spike from Buffy singing Rest in Peace right now. And given some of the other options I'm fucking well hanging onto it!

MoonlightandMusic · 24/04/2017 21:41

Well, not googling, so don't know but, if you're pootling about the house feeling classy maybe Grin

[runs away from thread]

SaucyJack · 24/04/2017 21:41

Have my earworm instead Honey.

It's DD1's new alarm tone. I'm already suicidal- and school only went back this morning.

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