Eggs

[BeingACuntItsABingThing]

I don't give a crap about outing oneself right now. Usually we do the hunt but I've ruined said hunt. I have s bag of (Sainsbury's) eggs here for tomorrow. How do I save this. And flame away I don't care

Right.

What? Start at the beginning...

Right usually we do a hunt for kids

I have ruined it by buying the wrong eggs so no hunt

How do I present eggs to kids
I've been left alone to sort this

Ya know cos it's my fault

How are they the wrong sort?

Why are your eggs wrong?
Are they chocolate?

If so then you have NOT ruined the hunt, you're merely being spoken to by an idiot.

How are they wrong?

Because if they are chocolate I really don't think children care which shop you bought them from?

In what way did they say they are wrong? If it's chocolate and egg shaped just crack on with it! Even if it's not eff shaped if it's chocolate the kids won't care!

Yep they are chocolate and I know they are not wrong but it is a joint thing. So now I'm just doing it for mine. How???

Tell us eggsactly what eggs you do have and then we can help you come up with some cunning ideas for distributing them.

Think generic vs big company

My generic don't fit

All I want is happy kids

x-post.

Still not understanding what the problem is. You have children who want eggs. You have eggs. You are 99% of the way there.

Yep I am if I was alone with children and eggs. Other children here with Cadbury and we can't join in because we don't have Cadbury( whole different issue) I just want to give my kids my eggs and there be no complaints

All the happy kids want is to eat the chocolate.

Step 1: Throw Sainsbury's eggs in to the garden.

Step 2: Shout ' EGGHUNT, eat all the chocolate you can find.

Step 3: Sit down with a cuppa. Your work is done.

Right- your mate/partner/family expected you to buy certain expensive eggs and you've bought probably identical cheaper ones and they've thrown their rattle out the pram and now you're having to sort your own hunt? Warm?

Wish it was that easy I'd be happy with that

Cross posted sorry.

Are the other kids in your home?

They are in the same home

It is that easy. Works here every year. Even with teenage dsd

So who has bought the other eggs then? DP?

It's tempting

1. Use your eggs for the hunt anyway bc you haven't actually given a reason why you can't use them, except that they don't "fit" (fit what exactly?!)

2. Screw the hunt and just give your kids the lot of them so they can get the sugar hit in one go

In fact it doesn't matter who bought what sorry.
Have you got any coloured paper?

Me and my mum, my brothers are close in age to my eldest

Oh ignore her!
Make labels for your eggs, or a clue on a post it so they work out who the egg is meant to be for?

are you saying the kids will look down on other kids because they dont have brand name chocolate eggs?