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To be furious at DH for purposely sneezing on me?

34 replies

Zhan · 10/04/2017 19:39

I was sat in the floor in front of the sofa wearing a small vest and DH was sat on the sofa behind me. He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze and he did this tonight and purposely directed the sneeze at me so that it went all up my back. I jumped out of my skin almost and turned to see him crying with laughter saying he'd heard the splatter as it hit me. What kind of moron finds this shit funny? Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest.

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HeyRoly · 10/04/2017 19:40

That's disgusting.

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze

He sounds like an absolute riot.

Gallavich · 10/04/2017 19:40

That's disgusting. He sounds like a total twat.

Doublemint · 10/04/2017 19:44

That is totally minging. Envy

happypoobum · 10/04/2017 19:44

Is he 8?

brightspark2 · 10/04/2017 19:45

I wouldn't want to be him next time you get your period....

PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon · 10/04/2017 19:46

Did you marry a child?

PatMullins · 10/04/2017 19:46

"Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest."

I don't blame you, he sounds disgusting! Shock

FABpMummy · 10/04/2017 19:48

That sounds revolting

acornsandnuts · 10/04/2017 19:49

That's rank. I would seriously need to rethink my relationship with someone like that.

user1489261248 · 10/04/2017 19:51

My husband sneezed on me once, all over the side of my face. Not on purpose, but it was still vile.

Basically, his hands were full, (and he couldn't get a tissue in time,) and he didn't want to sneeze on his computer screen. It went all over the side of my face and my hair, and I literally SCREAMED. I had to shower and scrub myself, but he thought not only that it was funny, but also he moaned that he couldn't help it, and I needed to suck it up.

I felt that he could still have avoided the computer screen AND me if he had turned the the other way., Fucking twat.

It really pissed me off but at least he didn't do it deliberately!

DonaldStott · 10/04/2017 19:55

Urgh. That's gross. Does he act like a child in general?

Miniwookie · 10/04/2017 19:55

Vom. Ltb!

MaximaDeWit · 10/04/2017 19:59

That's foul.

I did laugh when I saw a PP saying they wouldn't want to be in his shoes when you get your period but, in all serious, you don't want to get into all that. I would just remind him how disgusting he is, and possibly publicly shame him by mentioning it next time you're out with friends - ideally someone he admires who he wouldn't want to know that about him.

SweetChickadee · 10/04/2017 19:59

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze

why...?

Stormwhale · 10/04/2017 20:01

Erm what the actual fuck? If someone chose to cover me in spit and snot on purpose that would be it for me. Done deal.

brightspark2 · 10/04/2017 20:02

A lot of blokes are squeamish about breast milk too - are you lactating and have a good aim by any chance??

twisterinyogapants · 10/04/2017 20:07

🤢 he would be on the sofa for a long time.

Original poster
Zhan · 10/04/2017 20:09

SweetChickadee - he likes the feel of a sneeze and says it's like a nose orgasm 🙄

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Topseyt · 10/04/2017 20:13

He sounds like an arsewipe.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 10/04/2017 20:16

He sounds a real treasure Hmm

DorothyBastard · 10/04/2017 20:17

That is really disgusting, I would find it really degrading and would have zero sense of humour about it.

PatMullins · 10/04/2017 20:30

I like your thinking brightspark2 Grin

ZigZagIntoTheBlue · 10/04/2017 20:36

Reading that made me gag, game over for me!

comedycentral · 11/04/2017 17:19

Vom!

Katedotness1963 · 11/04/2017 18:09

Disgusting!