I was sat in the floor in front of the sofa wearing a small vest and DH was sat on the sofa behind me. He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze and he did this tonight and purposely directed the sneeze at me so that it went all up my back. I jumped out of my skin almost and turned to see him crying with laughter saying he'd heard the splatter as it hit me. What kind of moron finds this shit funny? Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest.