Steak and BJ day

[Bitchycocktailwaitress]

So, was watching a cooking show last night that really put me in the mood for a nice rare steak. Told DH I wanted to pick up some big rib-eyes at the supermarket with him.

He told me he would be embarrassed as it is apparently steak and BJ day today (valentines for men) and we will look like twats if we go into Tesco to buy steak today.

We have compromised by agreeing to use the self service till.

Is he BU? I am going to serve with crab with home made mayo and crusty bread as a starter, and baked potatoes with Philly and crispy bacon, and a green salad as a side.

It's racist Tuesday here.

We do valentines day and steak and blow job day , just for fun!! Not because of any of us feel that we have to or because we are twats (whats that all about?) we are just having a laugh. For god sake some of you need to lighten up.

Oh, did my gif not work?

Women get a chicken and licking day though. Apparently.

I am having cheese and tomato quiche tonight. But I fancy a steak now. Hold the side of BJ though.

My poor husband has lucked out as I'm a vegetarian !!

Surf and turf here, everyone wins.

Luckily my DH has never heard of this. I say luckily because I CBA telling him -oh do fuck off- today. I'd probably rip his head off his shoulders instead

Racist Tuesday. Oh my God! Bloody brilliant! But why the twee 'BJ' thing? All these grown men after a bit of oral, but they can't bring themselves to say 'blow job'?! Makes them sound about twelve!

Fish at ours.

biscuting Sounds excellent!

We do it too, although we both freely exchange oral favours several times a week it's just a bit of fun.

We both bought each other a gift on valentines day too though.

We have a newborn. DH should count himself lucky that DS is breastfed so he gets a full nights sleep, never mind expecting bjs and crap...

DH gets about 4 BJs a year, one of them will be today. It serves as a reminder that he's due one

A girl at work has just excitedly announced she's being taken to Gaucho's tonight to our whole team. Her relationship is relatively new. I have a feeling her fella knows exactly what is going on and she is less well informed...............

Goodness my wrist is sore.....

....I'm making mayo by hand

Sniggers

Racist Tuesday those three posts in a row are priceless

Some of you really need to get a sense of humour.

Come on now, I've genuinely never met a man who gives a frig about Valentine's Day. Certainly not the hand wringing and competitive gift receiving you see from some women.

It's a lighthearted response to v day but something that men actually want (never met a man posting pics of his card and v day presents on Facebook either)

Do it or don't but comments like "that kind of man" etc . Is there some prize for having a bloke who doesn't like a BJ?

Seriously, what on EARTH...?

bitchy I prefer a good protein shake myself...

Valentines Day for men is Valentines Day. Steak and BJ day is nonsense, and since when is Valentines Day just about women? It's about couples being nice to each other, surely?

Tears in my eyes laughing at 'Racist Tuesday' and the Fr Ted gif

Some people on this thread are behaving like arseholes.

Steady on Paul!

thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter

And a very fitting username you have, too