to leave fake shopping lists written by DD in the trolley

[kineticmagnetic]

Since discovering on here that people read and judge on other people's shopping lists they find I've been doing this.

Is it very bad to get DD to write lists such as:

Beer
Crisps
Bread
Chicken nuggets
Gin
Vodka
Cigs
Peas
Nappies

What is wrong with peas?

You need to add quinoa and then (Lolz, just jokin) in brackets

Peas are a must on every shopping list.

Forgot condoms and morning after pill

Have yet to see one of my lists mentioned on MN ...

You need a random abbreviation.

I'd go with

Breast feeding pads
Ciggies
Voddy
Lube
Quails eggs

Copy of the Daily Mail

Fruit Shoots

Large Vagisil

sound like you have found my genuine list :-)

I like screwinthetuna's list lol

Oooooh, I could add loads...

Pregnancy vitamins maybe?

DD is only 6 so not sure on condoms and morning after pill making the list but she does know it's the just funny list.

It will help her spelling, try working up to a few more challenging product names, from a variety of food groups and the non grocery area, to confuse and intrigue those who find the lists...

Bombay Bad boy x 7

Organic gluten free pasta

Value dog food- the one with the brown dog like Chester

Ball of butchers twine

2 alarm clocks, one cream/one black.

A small aubergine

Toms, tiny

4 value shower gel, blue

Cheapest 14% wine x3

Cheese, several

2 packets of "items"

Paracetamol

Lube
Cucumber
Disposable camera
Chocolate hobnobs (for after )

Hahahahaha pink blink!!!!

Coco pops x 2
Milk
7 Rustlers
7 Pot Noodles (not green ones)
Crisps
Vodka
Bog roll

Obviously a list like the one I posted above should be left in Waitrose for added intrigue.

40 Fags
3 Litres White Lightning Cider
Monster Munch Multi Pack
Folic Acid

You need some confusing things on it.

Like 'green tins x 3'

So that if it ends up on here then we can all argue over which green tins it may be.

Mummys wine
Daddies beer
Pack cake's
Teddy bear ham
Frostie's
Toilet brush
Squirty cream
X strength Value cider
Folic asid
Disney Plaster's

Own Brand Baileys
2 oz Golden Virginia
King Sized Rizlas
Bog Brush
Disposable nappies
Lard

You ould add a wire coat hanger to that user

*could - not ould

(peeing myself laughing at some of these)

Andhold - was that a 'Goodness Gracious Me' reference (the smaaaaall aubergine)?

Instant Mash
Turkey Twizzlers
Bulk pack of condoms
Batteries
Fags
Organic cucumber
KY Jelly
Special Brew
Prosecco
6 lemons
Steak & kidney pudding