to leave fake shopping lists written by DD in the trolley

[kineticmagnetic]

Since discovering on here that people read and judge on other people's shopping lists they find I've been doing this.

Is it very bad to get DD to write lists such as:

Beer
Crisps
Bread
Chicken nuggets
Gin
Vodka
Cigs
Peas
Nappies

Rubber gloves
Pegs
Duct Tape
Crocodile clips
Sink plunger
Washing line

Not quite on topic but as an avid peruser of others shopping, I was bemused by the chap in front of me who had six bottles of vodka and 12 tins of dog food.

He may have had a drink problem but he loved his dog :-/

That's funny ''"quinoa - lolz"

I remember bumping in to my step grandmother in the supermarket and in her basket she had gin, tonic, lemons, limes and matches. She tried to throw her cardigan over her basket.

after al the 'mysterious' shopping list posts on here, I was waiting for one like this pop up.. loving this thread pure comical

I remember bumping in to my step grandmother in the supermarket and in her basket she had gin, tonic, lemons, limes and matches. She tried to throw her cardigan over her basket

I really love this

Yetanothersparticus- yes, there must always be a small aubergine!

People will probably find my shopping trolley odd at the checkout. I don't do a regular weekly shop and pass most supermarkets on the way home from work so I will go to one at random once or twice a week as need things.

It's mostly Aldi, but visit the others every once in a while to see if there is anything good on offer, or to stock up on an item that we like from that shop, or is cheapest there (eg. Waitrose is the cheapest place to buy Lavazza coffee so I will go every couple of months and buy a few packs).

Or if I decide to go to Tesco, it will be because they have a buy 6 and save 25% off wine, so I might have a dozen bottles of cava (theirs is good and cheap), milk and whatever catfood and cheese is on offer.

I normally just throw any bits of paper in the bin. I'll be reading them next time!

I am roaring at Mathena's step grandmother...hahahahhaaaaa

we had this a few years ago on mn, leaving shopping lists out with Fango written on it.
but this is far funnier

Baby oil
Courgette
Condoms
Wine

And Hold - HA! I used to love that sketch. :)

small tin corned beef
small tin fruit salad
small tin evap
small tin new pots
small tin peas
small tin prunes
small tin red salmon
Fray Bentos pie
small tub custard
one carrot
two toms
half a cue
small Hovis
extra strong mints
Sterident
Tena lady
Ovaltine
Complan
People's Friend
False eyelash glue
Durex Play
Pharmacist for Bert's Viagra

A mumsnet shopping list should be:

Naice ham
Pom bears
Gin
Pears
Stunt pineapple
Lemon drizzle cake
Loo brush

I think I'm going to leave them in my local shop and see how long before a mumsnetter clocks one.

Fig and horseradish kale chips
Ready to eat quail's eggs
Merlot grape juice
Hemp butter
Coconut water
Fermented cabbage
Olive tapenade
Bruschetta
Craft beer in cans

LittleStripyBee that's a good idea, I will do the same, lets see how long it will be before a thread is started on the MN shopping list

They HAVE to be in children's writing though, no fun if in an elegant script.

Bonus points for vodkat and mummy's gin

it's on I will have my dd writing when we get home from school pick up, and tomorrow I will be leaving it in my local supermarket, I shall not name it it might give it away if it gets posted on here

i'm going to add a coupe of other things on there too

You forgot 'plastic beaker' off the mumsnet shopping list. ;)

hopefully it won't get thrown in the bin

This reminded me of the shopping lists my husband used to write, everything had a rude name -
Chicken tits
Shit roll

Doggy that would make me laugh if I found a list like that

Absolutely crying with laughter here. Just brilliant.

Prunes
Figs
Pulses/ legumes
Leafy green veg
Multipack loo rolls
New loo brush
New plunger

(That'll paint a nice mental picture for them...).