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Cunting World Fucking Book Day.

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EssieTregowan · 25/02/2017 19:23

I thought I was doing so well this year. DS2 wanted to be Newt Scamander so I found an awesome (and not cheap) costume. DD has a proper wand from the Harry Potter tour so she was lending him that and we have the original book. He was prancing around tonight trying it on.

I double checked the email just to make sure it is actually this Thursday (I have form for getting dates completely wrong, in fact just this week we turned up to the dentists a month early...)

'Come as your favourite Roald Dahl character' it says. Fuckers.

I am so so shit at this.

It kind of works as Willy Wonka if you squint a bit.

Anyone else as fucking shit as me? I hate World Book Day anyway. Still, this beats the time incompletely forgot so ds1 went as Charlie Bucket, ie wearing normal clothes.

OP posts:
Pixel · 25/02/2017 23:43

Maxybrown, can you sort of add something to his uniform so it becomes a 'character' without him getting too stressed? What's an up to date equivalent of Billy Bunter or Molesworth? (God I'm old!).

Roanoke · 25/02/2017 23:53

I am a total weirdo who enjoys it.

Maybe because we don't go nuts with buying costumes?

This year he wanted to be Percy Jackson. I could have printed/scanned the Camp logo onto a t-shirt, but instead I bought one, £8, done, happy kid.

Last year, Harry Potter, easy, we already had the costume.

Year before, a boy detective from his latest book. Basically I made him a new school jumper, via Ebay, with a second-hand jersey and a fake school-ish badge. Magnifying glass.

Year before, Hiccup from HTTYD. Bought a furry waistcoat on Ebay, 99p. Regular clothes under.

Year before, we already owned a Lord of the Rings costume.

I've already got an idea in my head that we could browse charity shops, or Ebay, for a white woolly jumper and a checked skirt and send my daughter in as Katie Morag :)

I mean, that's two costumes we had, and the rest made swiftly with a single prop. No big deal.

Now Xmas jumper day I hate because we DON'T possess those, but book-char costumes are basically just clothes, aren't they?

I think I'm the only person who enjoys it. Ah well.

TryAnotherUsername · 25/02/2017 23:56

My two will be going in their football kits (Chelsea and Man Utd). Because a) that's the only thing they want to wear and b) I can't afford to buy new costumes!

If the school don't like it tough.

I do like the book buying idea though, that would be so much more beneficial to everyone!

Pixel · 26/02/2017 00:13

Roanoke my luckiest find was a little red waistcoat in a charity shop for 50p. Dd wore it with a white top and cropped trousers, I made a white pom pom out of an odd ball of wool for a tail and I was going to put some card ears on a hairband but then a friend lent me some foam bunny ears from Claire's Accessories. She carried a little clock and I painted some whiskers on her face and she was the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. The only thing I spent was 50p! The best thing was when she got to school one of her classmates had turned up as the Mad Hatter so they were both very happy Smile.

reuset · 26/02/2017 00:30

Do your children enjoy it, Roanoke? You haven't mentioned them

multivac · 26/02/2017 00:38

This year he wanted to be Percy Jackson

^^ apart from the opener, where she clearly states that she was led by her child's wishes, you mean, reuset?

Pennypabs · 26/02/2017 01:15

My teacher friend had a child sent in dressed up as Jessie J for World Book Day, so I don't think you're doing badly theme wise at all in comparison Grin

whatsinaname11 · 26/02/2017 01:58

NotInMyBackYard1 - send them in with a plain potato and say it's in the emperors new cloths. Easy!

Skatingonthinice16 · 26/02/2017 04:02

We have had three dressing up days for various things since September.

Now ds has to go as a character from
A book set in a different country as their topic is 'around the world.'
Ffs. If they have to dress up I don't think there should be rules around which book it can be.

wornoutboots · 26/02/2017 08:45

I have liked it. My eldest is in year 2 this year, my middle one in nursery.

I made (hand sewing coz it killed my machine) a cat in the hat costume when the eldest was in nursery. That did 2 years. Last year I made him a Sam-I-Am costume including a plate of felt green eggs and ham.

He was looking forwards to wearing the costume again this year. And my younger one for some reason set his heart on being He-man (and yes, we do have a book with him in, my husband's from when he was little).

So I asked before I started making... "yes, but I've been told that we have to get all of nursery dressed as something from Esio Trot." So i told the nursery teacher that she could expect 24 tortoises but what she'd get would be 22 blank looks and 2 of us thinking that was a stupid idea, and still get mostly disney princesses. She agreed and said she'd be trying to get the senior management to agree that nursery were too young for that. To be fair, there's not a single chance my 4 year old would sit still to listen to the whole book or even past the second page. Nor would he agree to wear a turtle costume, which I could make but wouldn't because I know it would be pointless.

Then I asked the year 2 teacher. Their assigned book was Matilda. So I told her it was a silly idea too. "oh, but we've read it in class" they may well have done but it doesn't mean there are any decent characters in it for boys to dress as. "oooh they could be her dad" (I suggested that to my son, he said "NO WAY!" then the next suggestion was "well there are boysin Matilda's class" So I said that it wouldn't be very inclusive if that happens she could explain why the boys were coming in their normal uniform and thus being excluded because I wasn't about to.

I think I am "that parent"

We aren't in a well-off area so there will be a lot of families where buying more costumes just can't happen, nor time to make them so the kids go in whatever they have already (heroes and princesses mostly, an occassional Darth Vader)

The school has yet to even announce it. I expect it'll be in Tuesday's newsletter.

Nursery have now got "permission" to be whatever they like, so it's full steam ahead with making a "prince Adam of Eternia" (He-man's alter-ego) for the youngest - purple fur overpants and currently making his purple boots (will double as slippers after), over borrowed leggings and a white top with a cut-down charity shop shirt. (He-man is basically the bottom half the same but just some straps on an otherwise naked top half , for those who don't know)

For the Eldest I have a vague plan to dress him as a 1950's style school boy using things we already have. He's skinny so wouldn't be convincing as Bruce Bogtrotter, the only male character he'd even consider worth notice. Assuming they still intend to enforce the theme, that is. He got a school cap out of it so he doesn't object so much.

And yes, this has probably outed me but I don't care.

GandolfBold · 26/02/2017 08:48

Having a DD who likes to be a bit different makes WBD fun for me. Half her class will be going as Hermione Granger, whereas DD will be going as some random character from a book that most people haven't heard of.

The problem we have with WBD in our school is the expectation from some parents that if their children dont dress up that they should be able to wear non-uniform. It creates a rift every year Hmm

wrinkleseverywhere · 26/02/2017 09:08

For the person looking for a Mrs Pepperpot outfit, does your DD (or anyone you know of a similar size) have a red skirt? And do you have a white pillowcase? A couple of years ago, DD went in a white school shirt, red skirt onto which I had stuck (with staples!) white stripes of pillowcase & then the rest of the pillowcase was used to make a apron but at the front.

DesolateWaist · 26/02/2017 09:41

I'm a librarian, book obsessed yada yada. I love world book day in theory but hate that it's become all about dressing up

Exactly. I'm a teacher and it means that you get fuck all done all day due to the children being hyper.
I hate it with a passion.

Also as maths lead I hate that it is generally around the time of world maths day, which is actually a world wide thing where there are world wide maths games and stuff. But because world book day gets first dibs we can never bloody do anything.

ZippyNeedsFeeding · 26/02/2017 10:48

I didn't even know that World Maths Day existed. That's such a shame.

DesolateWaist · 26/02/2017 11:09

1st of March. There are world wide online maths games. Never happens in school because it is important that we come in dressed up as princess.

CruCru · 26/02/2017 11:32

Do kids carry on dressing up when they are older? My son is still reasonably enthusiastic (he's in Reception) but I can imagine he won't be when he is in year 8 (the school goes up to year 8).

Vinorosso74 · 26/02/2017 11:42

I'm terrible at making stuff so not a fan of dressing up. DD is going as Verruca Salt mainly because we can piece together an outfit from her wardrobe and I'm being too tight to buy an outfit. DP helped her make a golden ticket and lollipop yesterday.

MycatsaPirate · 26/02/2017 11:57

I hate WBD.

The rest of the year we have to abide by some draconian school uniform policy (which costs a fortune) and then you have to shoehorn your 11 year old into a costume against their will which also costs a sodding fortune. Gone are the days when she would willingly dress as a witch or a cat, now she refuses point blank to dress up at all.

There have been actual tears in this house. Mostly mine.

SquidgeyMidgey · 26/02/2017 12:09

My DCs school always narrows the theme to an author but this year they've said any character from a classic book. One is going as Harry Potter, because he wants to and he's getting a bit old for this dressing up crap so I'm happy he's happy. HP is sort of a modern classic, his teacher can argue that one with JKR on Twitter if he disagrees! I could care less in all honesty, but i love the idea of wearing pjs and donating a book.

Lasagna · 26/02/2017 12:09

Our secondary school did world book day until about 2 years ago. I think it became a bit awkward when people decided they wanted to do something from fifty shades of grey Grin

TimeforANewTwatName · 26/02/2017 12:49

Lasagna I think I remember reading a thread on here about that.

AllotmentyPlenty · 26/02/2017 12:58

Haven't read the thread, sorry. But I do have a quick / cheap Roald Dahl idea.

Wear your own clothes. String together some chocolate bars and a piece of gold card saying "winner".

Hey presto, Charlie from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

Kid can be bribed to wear this by being promised to eat the chocolate at the end of the day.

reuset · 26/02/2017 13:37

part from the opener, where she clearly states that she was led by her child's wishes, you mean

I asked if they enjoyed it, that's not the same thing as choosing the charcter. It was all 'I enjoy it' 'I do this' And I didn't ask you, as you can't possibly answer, so am not sure why you're answering on her behalf Wink

reuset · 26/02/2017 13:39

Harry Potter modern classic for sure, squidgey!

KellyBoo800 · 26/02/2017 13:48

Sounds like such a pain OP, surely they shouldn't be able to dictate the author!

I'm so grateful for DSDs school - the aren't dressing up, just bringing in slippers for a cozy afternoon of reading!

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