Toddler minds

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AIBU to wonder what the fuck goes through their minds?? My 2.8 year old has just emptied my St Tropez all over the bathroom .. Got a feeling I've not managed to get it all off and my bathroom is going to have a lovely orange twinge to it in the morning

That reminded me of my dd who only watches mascha? And the bear in russian lol.

I answered the door to some Johevoah Witnesses the other day and while we were chatting, DD (2) went upstairs, managed to get hold of my bath bombs, crush them all up over the floor, traipsing all the "pretty sand mummy" all over the place. Looked like a unicorn had shat over the floor. Dick!

Dd2 found the black permanent marker in dh's pocket and lovingly decorated my newly decorated kitchen door and wall when she was 2, I didn't know who I wanted to strangle first her for doing it or dh for leaving it in his pocket where dd could get it (nb I didn't strangle anyone). Luckily I had enough paint to left to cover it.

Ds used my favourite nail varnish to draw on my bed in the two minutes I was putting the clothes in the wardrobe.

I'm so glad mine are passed the toddler stage. Unfortunately dd1 is now a preteen with all the stroppiness of a toddler but thankfully without the tendency to decorate with markers and nail varnish.