Naice...

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... "It makes my teeth itch". This will start a "bun fight" because the op is a "goady" fucker.

AIBU to interpret this as just MN version of the hashtag, or bffs or lols or hun?

I see certain fads sweeping through and I find it interesting. If it is different, what is the difference?

Loving the thread- going to read it properly later on. It's fascinating.

I wince at 'hubby'. And I would wince at a man referring to 'wifey'. No need to do it, it saves no time.

My favourite to be annoyed at though is when some asks a smart-arsed question and ends is 'non' when the question is in English.

'You do realise x,y,z, non?'

Guilty of Franglaisiation here. Unrepentant, moi? Mais oui. !

Zut Alors Donkey !

ODFOTTFSOFAWYGTFOSM

I'm going to try:

Oh Do Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fucking Anywhere WIth Your Goady Trolling Fucking Obvious Stirrer Mum

I know it's not right but can someone explain seeing as I tried?

It's ... And when you get there fuck off some more

The first bit was right

Norks is pre MN: we used it at school in the early 90s

The D-ing doesn't bother me: it's just a forum convention - all have them, after all. I do get irrationally irritated by "naice" on MN (though not in detective fiction, as mentioned by a PP), "boils my piss" and "grinds my gears": no idea why, just get a riling sensation. And I genuinely have never heard hubby/hubs/totes/amazeballs etc IRL. I'm not on FB, though, which may be why!

IRL the one phrase I hate is "the wife": that really grinds my gears

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Thanks aubergine!

You vipers ignored my line

Oh sorry Opal I didn't realise I'd left you hanging. Aubergine has it!

Apologies @pictish - I didn't mean to be patronising well, I did, but I know when I'm beat :D

I'm afraid it's too late for my brain to read that article, but I've saved it for later.

The only phrase that really grates on me is "boils my piss". It's just horrible!

One could, in fact, say it boiled your piss Moustache

One could kavvlar, one could.
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The phrase I've been seeing too much lately which I really don't like (I forbore to mention it earlier at times when people might have been eating) is 'went down like a cup of cold sick'. Urgh...that's just a bit too evocative.

Op yanbu. 'Goody' fucker and naice, my stomach knots, they makes me cringe so much, when I see them i imagine the person writing them as Alan Partridge for some reason and almost hear them both in a 'That is saaaad' voice

Ms G. Oogle might be as bad as naice

ODFOTTFSOFAWYGTFOSM

Is it: Oh Do Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fuck And When You Get There Fuck Off Some More?

That's it Lion it was in the first thread I ever read on MN, so it has always stayed with me.

I've never had occasion to actually use it in real life thankfully.

"Naice" references a shopping list that an MMer found, about 10 + years ago. It had "naicw ham" listed.

The one phrase which is almost guaranteed to ensure I don't click.on a thread is a request for 'hand holding' I don't know why but I hate that. You then go on to have 50.folk saying 'I'm holding your hand' Fuck knows how that works when the OP only has 2. And yes I do know the sentiment behind it but can't people just ask for a bit of support or someone to listen to them instead of bloody 'hand holding'

You're meant to say "naice" in a Hyacinth Bucket way, aren't you?

Oh I love it all. Feels like a community. The only problem comes when my MNisms roll over into rl and I haven't realised it's just an MNism. i have to adjust what I've said when people have looked