AIBU to think that you deliberately park your Fiat 500/C1/Smart as far forward in the parking space as you possibly can so that while the rest of us are driving around looking for a space we get all excited thinking we have found a space only to discover your tiny car when we get closer and feel thoroughly disheartened?
Does the above behaviour give you a perverse sense of pleasure? (I imagine it would)
P.s. It shouldn't need saying but .... light hearted 