Colleague leaves chair in the aisle - WIBU to hide it?

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We sit in rows in an open plan office, every time the person behind me gets up they push their chair out and leave it in the aisle. They have been asked twice to push it under their desk when they get up but they don't.
WIBU to hide it when they're away from their desk??

I'm so sorry everyone, I didn't get chance to do anything on Friday but my colleague & I are currently plotting what to do tomorrow when the offence occurs.

Change her screensaver to well thought out messages of how annoying her chair neglect is

Get some cable ties and go to town

Tie string to the chair and (carefully) to the back of her clothes...

Just casually place marking. . .

Shout "CHAIR!!!!!" then throw it at him

Also, I love the tale of Innocent's 4th floor stapler - made my inner child smile when I first saw it.

"Chairmageddon" - very good, love that

Please pleeeease as someone suggested, you've GOT to follow them to the loo and leave it outside their stall door

All this has almost made me hanker after office life again

Shamelessly place marking

Popping in to see if there's been an update.

Another one dropping in (and placemarking) to see what skullduggery goes on in the office today. I too vote for shouting chair, in an open plan office this would be hilarious.

Definitely shout CHAIR. It's entirely possible I have to do this to my husband on a more than weekly basis

Just got in from working, hoping OP has a similar length journey to come on here and update!

The chair has been abandoned yet again so it has been moved & a note left on it

Bloody marvellous, wonder who the culprit is??? Keep us posted 😀

Hurrah for an update! Every time it is abandoned move it a few metres further away.

Nice work OP!

Did the chair go for a trip in the lift also?

This thread has cheered me up no end! Keep us posted on chair's adventures

Despite the note, said chair was left in the aisle again so I'm going to work tomorrow armed with a bike lock
Unfortunately no lifts in office, darn it!

Brilliant update!

Poor unloved chair

I'd wheel it into the boss' office. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then watch them blushing and stuttering every time they have to go and retrieve it. See how they like them apples.