Colleague leaves chair in the aisle - WIBU to hide it?

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We sit in rows in an open plan office, every time the person behind me gets up they push their chair out and leave it in the aisle. They have been asked twice to push it under their desk when they get up but they don't.
WIBU to hide it when they're away from their desk??

'Accidently' spill your coffee all over it.

We must know the outcome to this important heath and safety at work notification -(not placemarking, really I'm not)-

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Someone used to leave their unwashed cereal bowl in the sink every single day... One day I threw it in the bin before I went home.

Every time he does it, replace the chair with a 'comedy chair' - loads of mileage there (as long as you have access to lots of different chairs - otherwise you'll have to get inventive!).

Could you hold a meeting and put it to the chair? Table a motion?

We had a colleague who would take his coat off and hang it on the back of SOMEONE ELSE'S CHAIR every day
What kind of a person does that?

Even thinking about it makes me cross.
Bastard

If he'd hung it over my chair I would have assumed it was a gift and gone through the pockets --and maybe "accidentally" left a little billet-doux in one of them^.

Bubble wrap the fuck out of it!

While teaching I yelled SHOELACE most days to draw attention to undone ones. I sometimes almost yell it in public places...

I am finding it very difficult to stay in my office and work. Totally tempted to take a tour the building seeking any 'out of line' chairs.

Haha, I really think you need to do the airhorn underneath idea
as I'm a little but evil and the thought of a great big HONKKKK!" and them jumping out of the seat in bewilderment is too funny

Shame you can't encase it in jelly

Did anyone else see the rogue "4th floor stapler" pictures on the Innocent (smoothie & drinks people) Facebook page? Someone "kidnapped" a stapler in their office with the words "do not remove from 4th floor" on it and posted pictures of it in various alternative locations

Take inspiration: www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/blog/2015/october/the-4th-floor-stapler-the-story-so-far

Please tell me what you did! I'm dying here!! 😂

Do you sit behind my dh? 😅he does that at home and leaves the chair in the middle of the dining room when he gets up from the table, it drives me mad!

Totally fucking unacceptable - them not you.

Wind the seat up & up till it's barely attached then put it back under their desk.

Then laugh a lot when the seat falls off as they sit down.

Cavemum that teminds me of the garden gnome that was abducted and the owner received picture postcards from it.
Oh god, you could do that with the chair!

I love the put it in the lift idea.

Just push it under the desk if it bothers you.

Bizzy thats not really in the spirit of the thread!

Can you replace chair with yoga ball? Then you could kick ball under desk (pref with him on it).

Put L plates on it.

Redex that's given me the giggles!

I've reported the post.

Ha! This would drive me mad too. Perhaps if you see them coming back, push back your chair, crash into theirs, cue dramatic crashing / whiplash gesture with lots of tutting then giving them the evil eye... it would be so very British!

set it on fire.