To ask of the most embarrassing thing your children have done/said

[pinkiepie1]

So few hours ago started a thread about embarrassing stories with in laws and they made me laugh so thought I'd see if anyone had any funny/embarrassing stories about their children?

My dd is 3 and im expecting again soon so we went through the whole 'where babies come from'.
She was happy with what I told her and she didn't mention it again.
So went to see Fil and she went straight upto him and said mummy is going to poo out a baby...
We all laughed and it was fine, it was more embarrassing when she told the whole school playground with parents and teachers there and the postman on the way home from school.

Babysham - Oh do lighten up, he was 2 ffs. Even babies get erections and boys all play with thier willies... it doesnt stop for years. You cannot tell a toddler something once and expect them never to do it again, get over it.
He wasnt 54 fgs.*

do they ever stop playing with their willies?

Well I didnt want to put that in case I got jumped on by 'terminally offended' people telling me I was being sexist

But no they never do