Been mentally working on the "Britain second" video. Or as I think of it, "Britain fifty-first."
"We have such a long and rich history - you'll love it!" (clips of palaces and castles, the state carriage).
"And our history teaches us so much about the common ground between Great Britain and America - or should that be "Great Again America? We love capitalism too. Love it. Unfettered capitalism then..." (clip of Lytton Mill) "And now..." (clip of Sports Direct.) "Fantastic."
"And appeasement - love it.. Absolutely love it. We're the best at it. All the other countries' appeasers - losers. France couldn't do it right. Marshall Petain..." (clip of Petain) "Complete failure. But Britain... We loved it then" (clip of Chamberlain coming down the steps of the plane with his piece of paper) "And we love it now..." (clip of TM holding the orange one's hand).
"And alt right politics - we have a long tradition of that too. We loved it back in the thirties" (clips of Moseley and his blackshirts, front pages of the Daily Express from the thirties with anti-semitic headlines), "And we're still doing it now ..." (clips of Nuttall the nutter), "Sometimes on an international stage. Giving it to the Europeans where it really hurts" (clip of Farage in the European Parliament with the Labour MP behind him holding up a sign saying 'he's lying to you').
Anyone else got any ideas? And the techy-nous to put this together into an actual video? Since no-one in the British comedy establishment wants to do it?