To wonder what "Mumsnet the musical" would look like

[westcoastnortherneragain]

I'm sat here daydreaming and wondering what a musical based on Mumsnet would look like....

I'm envisaging various songs based on threads such as...

A wedding invitation with poem (no children invited either)
Brian from Hull
Lunch box content arguments with an actual bun fight
Penis cleaning tips (Penis Beaker)

A bad guy named Jeffery who likes to hack Mumsnet

Any other song suggestions? Who should star in it?

Yes having two Mumsnetters in the audience declaring everything to be shit would be hilarious

Everytime a MIL appears on stage there would be loud boos and shouts or "she's behind you".

Zoflora can sponsor the production!

Fashion runway with 3 competing groups. Primnami- Boden-and I only buy everything from charity shops.

A toilet set where you have come on at work with nothing but your mobile and MN for assistance.

Got to have a centre parks part!

In a similar vein to the loo brush dancing, there could also be some very unclear pregnancy / ovulation tests dancing round. Audience participation required to shout out the correct answers!

We need some famous people in it, who should we have?

A famous couple required for penis beaker number

Maybe Anthea Turner for loo brushing thread

Will some one inspect our lunch boxes for naice ham and no treats?

How about Katie Hopkins for the wicked witch of the west?

Ooooh, how about Tom Hardy for narrator?

Clothed or not?

Tom hardy can narrate a shopping list, with his top off of course.

Every time a new character is introduced they have to start with "NC for this. Moldies, Yoni, Penguin Bollards and Pom Bears"

Pom bears in the interval and some kind of cancel the cheque running joke!

Also a random character popping in with helpful comments based on the first scene, replied to by a song of RTFT!

(I haven't rtft)

I can't believe you swore! It is so very crude!
Was it by mistake or did you mean to be so rude?
I only signed up because my Dear Daughter had a cough
Then I offered some advice and you told me to fuck off.
I don't care what you all think. I don't care what you all say.
I was only parked a minute in that disabled bay.
I wanted money for my wedding and said so in a note,
But you were all so really cruel, so I'll go and get my coat.

On MUMSNET! They never pass the buck!
On MUMSNET! They think that tickers really suck!
On MUMSNET! The beakers all taste yuk!
On MUMSNET! Everybody here says fuck!

Second verse...

Matthew Wright MUST be in it.

Tiggy D, that's amazing.

The roll call in the song the nicest kids in town from Hairspray, everyone standing behind each other in a line
I'm Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelley!
I.Q!
Lou Ann!
Joey!
Mikey, Vicki, Becky, Bix, Jessie, Darla, Paulie!
Noreen!
Doreen!
And I'm...Angela Hernandez

fucks sake, Angela's name didn't go bold so that last message is absolutely ruined lol

Can we have s character whose actual name is Precious? Last name Firstborn?

Tiggy that's amazing!

This is one of the funniest threads I have read on here!

A group of MNers place marking with large full stops, while chanting 'we need a diagram', with a riled parking thread victim drawing a diagram on a large screen, complete with bins, next door's garden crap and rogue, mis-parked car.

I haven't rtft but I envisage someone appearing in the credits and saying that they hadn't rtft but in song.