To wonder what "Mumsnet the musical" would look like

[westcoastnortherneragain]

I'm sat here daydreaming and wondering what a musical based on Mumsnet would look like....

I'm envisaging various songs based on threads such as...

A wedding invitation with poem (no children invited either)
Brian from Hull
Lunch box content arguments with an actual bun fight
Penis cleaning tips (Penis Beaker)

A bad guy named Jeffery who likes to hack Mumsnet

Any other song suggestions? Who should star in it?

I've not been here long, so I'll do the noob verse.

Do you really iron baby clothes,
And shower twice a day?
Are crisps so bad?
Wait, guides are evil?
You really want to name him Weevil?
There's some joke about PomBears but I'm really not sure what,
I've been here for half the night and I've begun to lose the plot.
On MUMSNET! Look what he did to me!
On MUMSNET! You're having WHAT for tea?

On MUMSNET! Do you have PND?
On MUMSNET! She's a cunt and so are her DC!

Third verse ...

Who's going to write the songs? We've had some great suggestions from posters already, but we need music! Tom Fletcher would get my vote

Suggestions for lyrics I mean. Wish you could edit posts.....

Topsy and Tim's mum should be slouched in a corner on top of a full washing basket necking a gin bottle.

Obviously a sporner song too

Pop it pop it pop it

love all these

i would like a urban grime rap/performance poetry thing - are you on glue/aibu?

and a heartfelt coldplay style ballad - 'you wouldn't get this in waitrose'

Giant mooncup in background which will gradual fill up before sirens and emptying out. With chorus of 2 tablespoons my ass, my ass my ass.

cheerfulmuddler that is amazing!

Cheerful you're hired

Any costume ideas?

MN scarf
Leggings

The penguin bollards would come dancing on just before the interval.