Eaten pink sausage, will I die?

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Just eaten a sausage sandwich two with square sausage by Heck in, realised over half way though the 2nd half of the 2nd that it's pink in the middle... will I be ok? I know it's not ideal but is eating pink pork a given for food poisoning? If relevant I'm not usually too bothered by use by dates and have never had any problems so potentially have an iron stomach...

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Yeah, probably.

Better get your will written and say your goodbyes

Sorry - could not resist messing with you OP. You'll be fine - you are unlikely to die.

I don't mean literally

May or may not have had a glass of wine hence hyperbole, undercooking and awful dinner

A glass, maybe two and a shot...

What wrong with pink sausage?

Yes, seems probable, can I have the leftover wine that you don't get round to finishing?

Seriously - you probably won't even get sick OP, don't worry

I think I've just eaten gone off mince meat so I'll see you on the other side OP..

Yes, Oreo

Don't think there's any real meat in them anyway? Just risk and snouts

The alcohol in the wine will kill off the germs have another glass to be certain

Should have said rusk and snouts

What size are your shoes?

I am sorely disappointed this isn't a euphemism

If it's any consolation I had s cup of tea earlier and the milk had gone off...,, still drank it and now feel rank

Well, polly have you ever heard the saying 'once you go'-- never mind.

Ooh thank you!

Customary has some good advice though - another glass of wine might counteract any germs, hurry!

Just don't out the chip pan on if you are pissed a little merry OP.

I'm done cooking. No wine in the house (was out drinking with work) but I did find a bottle of cider from xmas which I've put in the freezer to get cold quick. Preferably before I fall asleep and die of sausage poisoning and then it explodes

Only if you swallow.

Oh sorry, I thought you meant something else...

You might but you probably won't. How long ago was this? You might get the shits but probably not.

No. I don't think so, but. Your shit will probably start erupting like a volcano within the next 24 hours. Sorry.

If ShowOfHands is having your shoes can I baggsy any naice handbags you might have?

Do people not proof read anymore?