I'll try and do a timeline from what I can remember -
On OP's street, because she lives near a large shopping centre, there are parking restrictions. Meaning only residents with permits can park from 10am - 12pm and 2pm - 3pm on the street
Yesterday OP came home sick from work and found not one, but TWO cars on her drive that weren't hers.
She popped notes on both
Nicolarse from next door came round to say that one car belonged to the carer of his wife. He won't fork out £40 a year for a permit - too expensive. OP wasn't thrilled but agreed to let the carer use her drive when their cars aren't on it.
The other car belongs to Cuntaline across the road. OP's DH came home and blocked Cuntaline in. Cuntaline never retrieved her car at all, which was a huge disappointment as OP wanted to tell her to not park there
This morning OP's DH went to work, unblocking Cuntaline's car. At some point Cuntaline moved it without knocking on the door as requested by OP on the note. OP is off sick but had doctors appointment so didn't return until about 3.30pm today
When OP returned there was a different car on her drive to those that were there yesterday
OP also found a note from Nicolarse addressed to her DH, but not her, thanking him for allowing carer to use their drive. Even though it was OP who gave permission!
OP knocked on Nicolarse's door to find out whose car it was now on the drive. Turns out it belongs to carer no 2. Both careers have parked on OP's drive for 3 years, because Nicolarse said it was OK, despite neved getting permission from OP
OP told carer to get the car shifted. She did, and has used a blue badge on the parking restricted area (we assume she's doing this illegally). OP asked carer to pass a message to Nicolarse to pop round and see her after 4pm. He's never been, nor has Cuntaline.
Nicolarse actually has spaces for 2 cars on his drive but due to extreme clutter, only 1 car can ever access it.
Everyone on last thread got very saintly about how the OP should just let others use her drive because Nicolarse, despite being a massive Twat, had a wife who needs carers. Some armchair detectives were doing some very dull troll hunting. APprently if someone near you has carers its fine for their husband to pimp your drive out without permission and the OP should berate herself for not noticing the wife needed a carer 