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Nicolarse and Cuntaline

999 replies

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 10:36

Update after 4pm!

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RTKangaMummy · 10/01/2017 16:44

Deffo go to Banda or Wickes for heavy duets chains and huge padlock and lock it in

HelenaGWells · 10/01/2017 16:44

RECAP for those who don't have time to read the massive long thread. Please correct if I'm wrong:

OP has a drive that fits 2 cars on if you park in a very specific way. The road outside her house has permit only parking between 10-11am and 2-3pm to prevent people parking there all day without a permit. A permit is available to residents at the cost of £40 per year.

OP came home sick from work at 11am to find two unknown cars on her drive. Her neighbour (Nicholarse) told her that one of them belonged to a carer who comes round to see him and his wife and doesn't have a permit and the other belongs to another random neighbour called Caroline (henceforth known as Carolarse) The carer apologised and moved her car immediately. I'm assuming she hadn't realised that OP did not give permission for her to park there but trusted Nicholarse when he said it was fine.

OP blocked in Carolarse with her car and later her DHs car. Carolarse did NOT come to collect her car yesterday.

OP went out to the doctors at 10am expecting the car to be gone when she returned. It was BUT there is now another random car in it's place!

Bahhhhhumbug · 10/01/2017 16:44

phalen sorry x posts

JenBehavingBadly · 10/01/2017 16:44

Knob off onion and report it if you've got a problem.

Oofimanoeuf · 10/01/2017 16:44

Volunteering to help OP build the most ridiculous trap for these cars possible... or just cut the handbrake and let it roll into the road and pretend you know nothing about it. "Why would it have been on my drive officer... I've no idea who's car that even is! It has nothing to do with me"unless they've been smart enough to leave the car in gear I doubt you'll even need to cut the brakes to push it out there and off your drive!

Manumission · 10/01/2017 16:44

What do you want onion to stop carrot?

Thinking?

Hippywannabe · 10/01/2017 16:45

Where's the note??

Farfromtheusual · 10/01/2017 16:45

Just because of all the people saying ring he police on 101...

The police will not do anything!!! The vehicle is parked on private land, therefore it is down to the land owner to get the vehicle removed if they wish. You will need to make reasonable and appropriate steps to locate the owner and inform them of the consequences of the vehicle is not moved. This will all be at your own expense mind you. The police will only remove a vehicle if it is causing an obstruction to a public highway.

Milklollies · 10/01/2017 16:45

If I were you OP I would have it clamped

NotLadyPrickshit · 10/01/2017 16:45

I've a hungry teen inconsiderate little shit wanting fed told her to go away mums very busy dealing with work emails refreshing this thread

Whose fucking car is it???

fruitbats · 10/01/2017 16:45

You need to block out your reg number OP

pho3be · 10/01/2017 16:45

Huh?? No you never saw Caroline? I thought you were blocking her in?!?!?

Milklollies · 10/01/2017 16:45

Have it clamped and get crazy on whoever fights you on it. Otherwise you're going to be taken for a spineless fool by everyone on the street

picklemepopcorn · 10/01/2017 16:46

I am gobsmacked. Actually flabbergastedly gobsmacked.

QuizteamBleakley · 10/01/2017 16:46

The note? WHat was on the note?

OnionKnight · 10/01/2017 16:46

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rumbelina · 10/01/2017 16:46

What was on the mat? A note!!

Aroseforemily · 10/01/2017 16:46

You are really dragging this out. Can't you just post the whole thing instead of the guessing Games?

MissJSays · 10/01/2017 16:46

WHAT!!!!! NO!!!!?!??
I can't believe this

pho3be · 10/01/2017 16:46

Far not round here

Nicolarse and Cuntaline
YorkiesGlasses · 10/01/2017 16:46

I like your house colours OP...

Ashleigh9917 · 10/01/2017 16:46

Oh my good fckn god.

Just happened across this thread. Found the original & bookmarked it to read tomorrow. BUT OH MY FCKN GOD, who's car is that???? Where's the note???

PaulAnkaTheDog · 10/01/2017 16:47

Why don't you just tell us what's on your mat? Or the whole thing? This eeking it our is so incredibly tedious and it is so unbelievable everyone wants to hear the whole thing.

Ashleigh9917 · 10/01/2017 16:47

I'd have them towed & impounded.

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 16:47

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