Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Complete subject change but 'Mexican house thief' was hands down the best thread ever!

Whaaaaa?!

More cars? More people? Same people?

This was after doctors at 11 something am?

There is now ANOTHER bloody car on my drive nearly touching my front window!!!
In the background you will see Nicolarse's white car and all is plastic fake trees, windchimes and fake plastic birds in plastic birdcages.
If he got rid of the junk he could park two cars on his own bloody drive.

Right police op!!!! This is getting silly. Someones renting your driveway out.

B&Q. Chains. Now.

You are kidding!!

This is my absolute favourite thread ever.

You poor thing. Let us recommend some to you

Whose fucking car is that?!

I had a feeling .......

Hold on... the parking restrictions say 10am-11am and 2-3pm.... I thought it was just 2 hours 10am - 12pm?!

Am i wrong?!

Have you asked Nicolarse if he knows anything?

The only way any of this will make sense is if OP calls 101, a policeman turns up and he looks suspiciously like Jeremy Beadle...

Hahahaha wtf ! I'm convinced now that there has been some massive misunderstanding, has Nicolas been renting out drive as public parking space telling all he has permission to do so, insert story about it being a charity collection for blind dogs or something

This reminds me of Liftzilla...

Is it a different carer from next door?

Error, onion and blunt

If you think this is a wind up then you know where the report button is 👍

Knock at Nicolarse's and ask if he knows who's car it is and can he please tell you just how many people he's told can park on your drive?

What one bottle of wine ? between all of us ? after all we've been through ?

I had a theory earlier on that maybe Nicholarse was running a little business letting people park on your drive (sorry if anyone else suggested this but haven't rtwt and may have missed some posts) But he's certainly cheeky enough.

Oh well. Back to the cooking/ broke down husbands/ nappies

Have you asked who else elderly person has said can use your drive? do you recognise car?

Have you found out where Cunty lives yet?

You mentioned a note?