Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Please call the police and tell them a vehicle has been abandoned

😱😱😱😱😱

Please tell me you have blocked them in and called the police

Have it towed. Now.
Or the shed idea.

I bet it's Cuntaline's husbands car! She's must have stolen his space and sent him to park at yours.

This is my absolute favourite thread ever.

Could someone condense/recap this for me? I read the other thread up to the point where the second car hadn't been moved, and that Nicolas had given Caroline permission to park in her drive. I'm at work and don't have time to read the whole thing...but very intrigued!

WTAF! Who does that belong to?

I'm getting a bad feeling about this too, onion - hope I'm wrong.

Oh my god no. I'm sure your neighbours pimping out your drive.

don't fuck about op, report it stolen and abandoned!

For all u know Nicholarse has been offering all cunts in the area free parking on your drive

this is better than a drama on tv!!

Clearly Nicholarse is paying for his wife's carers by hiring out your drive.

101 call right now...fucking cheeky biatch 😡

JOYGASM. IT CONTINUES!

Right. That's it. We've had enough of this now. They've gone too far. Get Nickerlarse round here RIGHT NOW. We need an explanation.

Looks like a nice area.

I love how intense this is. I'd take this over Eastenders any day!

WHHAAAAAAAAT?!

Isn't there a "pay to park on my drive" website for major attractions/airports? Has Nicolarse been sub-letting your drive?!

One can only assume you've blocked the new car in?

Your ndn is coining it in renting out your drive, Op.

Or, Caro/carer got a new car?

Oh ffs Nicolarse must have put word round there was a free parking space going burn his tweeds and flat cap

Nicolarse is blatantly renting out your driveway and pocketing the cash.

Is someone advertising your drive on one of the parking space websites?