MN nail polish boycott

[PrettyFlyForATightGuy]

AIBU that we should start a MN boycott of Essie nail polish? Just bought a pack of it in the sale that's supposed to be their bridal collection (good colours for work). One of the colours is called 'Hubby for Dessert'. Surely we could lead a MN revolt against such an awful name. Maybe pledge our allegiance to OPI instead and try to persuade them to do a MN range with such shades as LTB and Did You Mean To Be So Rude?

Mmmmmmmm I quite like a nice nude colour nail polish - we could call it Mumsnet Magic Chicken

It's just a name of a nail polish, loads of them have stupid names

I love Essie polishes, it's a daft name that's all

The mumsnet range..

Naice ham pink
Pombear pink
Sweet corn yellow
LTB
Glittery Shit

It has a certain marketable ring to it I suppose

But I love Essie nail polish! I have so many, it's embarrassing.

Shudders. What a name

Cube of poo brown?

"Bridal collection" sounds pretty cringeworthy in the first place.

I like Nails Inc. Their colours are all places.
Porchester Place is a nice neutral.

Crisp you're speaking my language!

Magic Chicken is a special one, you put on one coat and it lasts for 6 months!

Penguin Bollard Black?

And the bridal collection would be named "Are You On Glue?"

I CBA to try to work out what the feminist implications are of Hubby for Dessert, but it is a dreadful name whichever way you slice it. Long, difficult to say, boring...

I like Nails Inc's names too, although I'm still waiting for them to bring out Ridley Road Market and Clapton Pond.

Bridezilla Blue would be naice!

Magic Chicken is a special one, you put on one coat and it lasts for 6 months!

Comment of the day, right there

Slow cooker silver
Centre parks mud brown
Penis beaker pink

Ooh I'm partial to a coat of Glittery Shit, especially at Christmas.

Cancel The Cheque (another of the Bridal range)
Shade 101
No is a Complete Sentence

Cancel the cheque cerise
Tinkly laugh would be another glitter shade
Head Tilt turquoise

Grabby - bright pink
Deletion message - red
MNHQ - dark blue

Ooh ooh I thought of another one!

Diagram - would be a nice shade of gold!

There should be a nice brown shade called twiggy shit.

Maui - coral pink
Class wars - Green with envy
What or Pardon - iridescent changes colour dependent on social class
Benefits Goat - pale brown

Cutted Up Pear (greenish yellow)
Stranger's Shopping List (manilla)

Special Snowflake - a frosty white

On the same line sort of, does anyone feel a bit uncomfortable with Charlotte tilburys lipstick called Bitch Perfect?