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To think the movie BIG is horrific?

127 replies

MommaGee · 26/12/2016 16:51

Watches it today, first time in years.

He makes his wish blah blah blah then basically runs away from home and leaves his mom to think he's been kidnapped. He ends up on a milk carton so obviously police etc involvement. No doubt a national campaign for his return.

The beat friend goes along with it despite the fact he must have some idea of what's going on at home re campaign.

He gets a job with very little OD but hey its the 1980's and then clearly has sex with one of the female characters just after he's turned 13.

She thinks he's more mature than the previous guys she's been with which speaks volumes about their opinion on men.

When he finally gets the guilts, its his school and friends whom he see's and who male him feel nostalgic, not his mom.

When the Police interview him to see where he's been for months what will he actually tell them??

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HowardMoonsJazzTrumpet · 26/12/2016 19:55

BIG is terrifying because of the wizardy fortune thing in the box. Nightmares. for. years.

HowardMoonsJazzTrumpet · 26/12/2016 19:56

Zoltar. That's him. Scary fucker

PossumInAPearTree · 26/12/2016 20:07

I'll tell you what 80s teen film I do think is a bit horrendous - Weird Science. Also based on a true story I believe.

MommaGee · 26/12/2016 20:08

Limited that scene wasn't cut, I saw it today

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limitedperiodonly · 26/12/2016 20:31

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is fantastic phlebasconsidered and I wanted to link to it a week ago when someone was despairing about standing behind someone who wanted to ask about an advance ticket.

I wanted to show the scene with Eugene Levy (Dr Kornbluth from Splash) at the airport but all I found was this.

Lweji · 26/12/2016 20:33

Weird Science. Also based on a true story I believe.

Well, science fiction. We're not that far.

phlebasconsidered · 26/12/2016 21:05

Limited period, I know the bit you mean! The movie is a classic in my house. DH will often say "Those aren't pillows!" to me at inopportune moments. I love how John Candy portrays loneliness. He's excellent.

I also love when they are in the car and they go the wrong way down the road/ skeletonhorror face.

limitedperiodonly · 26/12/2016 21:27

DH will often say "Those aren't pillows!" to me at inopportune moments. I love how John Candy portrays loneliness. He's excellent.

phlebasconsidered I agree with John Candy's loneliness, it's a quietly wonderful film, isn't it? but on a lighter note me and my husband communicate with lines from other 80s films including 'those aren't pillows' and 'can I fluff your pillows?' from Steve Martin's Roxanne.

Also:

'Is this some kind of joke?' Life of Brian (1979, but I'm having it)

'What kind of Buddhism is this?' A Fish Called Wanda

And if someone is boasting about a thing we think is overpriced, one of us mouths:

Away to watch that Christmas film now Xmas Grin

phlebasconsidered · 26/12/2016 21:36

I love Trading Places. I am in love with your film list! Me and DH use Palin's prophet so much when we are trying to describe something that we will probably find in a drawer at some point. You cannot imagine the amount of times I've been dying to be Brian's mum in my day job as a primary teacher. "He'S not the Messiah, he' s a very naughty boy!". Plus every time we go shopping and find something nice, one of us will hold it up and shout "It is his gourd!"

I am just quietly waiting until my kids are old enough for Gremlins at Christmas. And as soon as they hit the right age, Braindead is coming out.

limitedperiodonly · 26/12/2016 22:35

I know I said I was going to bed, but I lied phleb.

I love the prophet scene from Life of Brian - 'sinners just like you' - and I used to hold up a butternut squash in Sainsbury's and say: 'It is his gourd!' but after a while my husband didn't want to come shopping with me.

DJBaggySmalls · 26/12/2016 22:42

limitedperiodonly Ha! we do that with sandals!

phlebasconsidered · 26/12/2016 22:43

You are my tribe.

Whenever something truly awful happens in my family, one of us will say "There's lumps of it round the back". We laugh. People look at us. I had a mini stroke. Husband said that line before anything else. Doctors looked at him like he was mad apart from one nurse who said "Crucifixion? Good". If a surgeon had come in with a machine that went Bing it would have been perfect.

limitedperiodonly · 26/12/2016 23:02

I'm still up. Life of Brian can be a Christmas film or an Easter one so I do it on both holidays.

'Speak up!...Let's go to the stoning.'

My mum was Mandy Cohen but I'd never have dared say that to her.

limitedperiodonly · 26/12/2016 23:09

So glad the nurse noticed it btw: ''out of the door...'

Bedsheets4knickers · 26/12/2016 23:20

Thought you wrote BFG Blush

DodoRevival · 26/12/2016 23:29

Can't be doing with films based on true events like Big. I stick to documentaries and reality Tv (like the Thunderbirds)

Lweji · 26/12/2016 23:50

Or fiction like Apollo 13. Everyone knows the moon missions were fake.

BattleaxeGalactica · 26/12/2016 23:53

If the moon landings were fake how come Matt Damon got to be a Martian?

Lweji · 27/12/2016 00:16

Because when they faked the Moon missions the capability wasn't there yet.
These days it's easier with hibernation and warp speed.

DodoRevival · 27/12/2016 00:18

Plus he was on Mars, not the moon. Moon's not even a planet - the loser.

UnGoogleable · 27/12/2016 00:31

I think Splash got away with it in the 80s because bestiality didn't become illegal in the states until 1993.

True fact.

CommunionHelp · 27/12/2016 00:39

I much prefer complete fantasy like titanic where it just keeps you guessing until the end

Grin
Pennypabs · 27/12/2016 00:44

I always thought she didn't have sex with the Big version of him?! Must have mentally blocked that out!

We watched Bee Movie today - another bonkers one. Woman falls in love with bee, kicks out her boyfriend (the only one who's telling her she's acting NUTS) and helps bee lover sue the world... You couldn't make it up!

MavisTheTwinklyToreador · 27/12/2016 00:50

TheNaze73, snigger, you are a comic genius Xmas Grin

TheNaze73 · 27/12/2016 12:27

You're too kind Mavis Wink

I was watching a fascinating documentary the other night, about 3 old northern pensioners, who kept pushing one of them, down a hill in a bath in the Yorkshire countryside.

Truth is stranger than fiction.