Seeing exh tomorrow. He's bought me a pressie!! He hates me

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Guesses on what it is please? Lol

Is it from the children?

If not from children, it's probably a generic smelly set

A tarantula.

No it's actually from him. I've bought him a decent present every year since we split 3 years ago so he has something to open from the baby but never ever had a present back. I'm dying to know what it is lol

Something connected to your current hobby, in your favourite colour, correct size and beautifully wrapped. The perfect gift.

I reckon that would be freakier than something shit.

Probably a item of clothing passive aggressively one size too big.

Or a smelly set with one item missing.

some lotion/potion for a potentially embarrassing personal care/health problem e.g. haemorrhoid cream. Or a bar of chocolate if he's put his hatred to one side for the sake of being a decent human being.

Is he the passive aggressive type?

My friends ex bought her a nutribullet from the kids. On the face of it a nice, and generous gift, but it was actually another dig at her weight and a repeat of his previous pushes for her to start some smoothie diet.

I'm thinking perfume called
Poison lol.
We never parted
On bad terms
But this is so out the ordinary for
Him. I don't even get s
Mother's Day card
Out of the fucker lol

A framed photo of him and his new girlfriend.

Are you writing in haiku, or is your layout wonky?

Hahahaha I will let you all know tomorrow I am absolutely dying to know lol

It's my
Phone. The layout is wonky I do t know how to fix it

Hmmm...

Something you're allergic too.

Something edible he's left out of the fridge.

Reindeer poop - from actual reindeer

A bottle of your favourute wine...laced with a laxative.

Shampoo/conditioner - to which he's added veet

...I could go on 😬

I'm going to go for...

something surprisingly lovely in an attempt to offer an olive branch.

''Tis the season.

Secret Santa present from his work which he doesn't want,
the first thing he saw in the charity shop when he went in,
a souvenir from a place you have away wanted to go to but can't afford,
a gingerbread house to make from scratch (have discovered they are very hard to make - who knew!)...

I too could go on....

But I do hope Gravy is right!

My dad bought my mum (they divorced when I was 4) Ferreron Rocher every year.

A lovely thought, were it not for the fact she couldn't eat nuts...

Came on to say Poison perfume but you've already considered it My Dad got it for my Mum towards the end of their failing marriage.... (now both happily divorced for years)

One year my delight of an ex gave me a statue of Bhudda from a charity shop... 'saw this and thought of you'

Dick. Merry Christmas!

An actual olive branch with all kinds of magnificent gems hanging like little beads of hope?

Has he been acting differently of late OP? Maybe he is just starting to realise what he lost or he's acting like a grown up now. Lets face it, you'll be seeing a lot of each other for years to come...

I hope it's the latter?

Hopefully not a secondhand Bhudda??? :(

Oh my god i know not to piss off keptonraining !!!

When will he be round so we you can find out?

What time is he coming round?!

Anti wrinkle cream or granny pants.

Does he live anywhere near Plymouth?