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To get so angry watching Love Actually?

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bingbong02 · 17/12/2016 21:59

I don't even have a partner that's cheated on me but after seeing so many friends going through it the Emma Thompson/ Alan Rickman story just seems so "real life"

I wonder what the the writer had been through to get it so right

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BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington · 18/12/2016 03:46

I just wonder why all the other Christmas films or all the other rom coms don't inspire so much discussion. It's a Richard Curtis film, 'flimsy fluff' is surely part of its job description.

Anyway I've now been inspired to pop over to IMDB to see what the lovely Carl is up to these days.......

Tezza1 · 18/12/2016 05:46

Enormously fat Martine
That's the main thing I took away from the movie. Didn't her family nickname her "Plumpy" or something equally nasty? I wished I was as "plump".

Actually, when I saw the movie at the cinema, I was fairly slim, and even then thought they were overstating her weight - if they want to honest, get someone who is a actually a larger woman, not a beauty with a curvy hourglass figure who must have put on all of 6/7 kg to play the role.

Additionally, the whole kid in love thing also gave me the pip.

Threesoundslikealot · 18/12/2016 08:14

For me, it irritates because it's marketed as a feel good film that makes people feel warm and fuzzy at Christmas. So we have:

Colin Firth falling in love with a woman he can't talk to, and is seen having virtually no meaningful interaction with. He succeeds in proposing to her, although hilariously not before someone thinks he may have formed this bond with her FAT and UGLY sister.

Hugh Grant falls in love with (enormously fat) Martine so he fires her. Whatever nonsense ensues, we are left the ponder the obesity of Martine. Remember, loving a 'fat' woman is at best brave and at worst laughable to contemplate.

Laura Linney's character is left lonely because her love goes to her brother, who cannot offer her happiness in return.

Liam Neeson's stepson loses his mother. Dialogue between the two is dreadful, and both get over it all very quickly.

Egg from This Life is basically a stalker who makes KK's life uncomfortable. Would you really respond with a kiss in her position?

Tim and Stacey are dull. Naked but dull.

Kris Marshall and his women is funny in a surreal way. Bill Nighy has his moments. Neither are enough to make the film worth a second watch.

The only storyline that feels remotely real is Emma and Alan. And that's very sad.

So on my first viewing, as a younger person who had lost their mother in their teens, been cheated on, and was overweight and not happy about it, I didn't skip out of the cinema with a glow in my heart. And I still think most of the film is bollocks.

Why not approach anything you watch with critical faculties in action?

Come to that, why not wonder whether any woman Martine's size has watched this and stopped eating?

I get that lots of people love this film. That's down to them. I'm not stopping them. Just saying why I don't.

wanderings · 18/12/2016 08:21

It's mostly rubbish. The only scene I like in Love Actually is the one with Rowan Atkinson as the jewellery salesman going to a lot of trouble to gift wrap Alan Rickman's necklace.

Alan Rickman: "Are you going to dip in yoghurt? Cover it in chocolate buttons?"

WingMirrorSpider · 18/12/2016 08:47

I hate this film. Even Colin Firth can't redeem it (that relationship of his with the Portuguese woman is creepy and wrong).

And I hate how Richard Curtis always shoehorns Americans into his films in a cynical ploy to cash in.

I will admit ET is class though.

WingMirrorSpider · 18/12/2016 08:49

In fact, Three summed it up for me more eloquently.

Beebeeeight · 18/12/2016 09:48

Ive just realised one of the American girls is January Jones from mad men.

GabsAlot · 18/12/2016 10:28

i aw this at the cinema and still watch it every year

its funny sad and uplifting everything u want in a xmas film

emma thompson is superb a always

PrincessConsuelaTheSecond · 18/12/2016 10:29

I think people complaining about the MM storyline don't interpret it in the same way as me.

Firstly, she wasn't fat in the film. That part is obvious. I viewed her believing she was fat as low self esteem after coming out of an EA relationship. And I viewed the other woman's comment as jealousy because she was getting HG's attention. Both very real and obvious real life storylines.

Or I could be looking two deeply into it and it's just satire.

(Or I could be wrong again and she's actually just fat) Grin

PrincessConsuelaTheSecond · 18/12/2016 10:31

*too deeply! FFS Grin

problembottom · 18/12/2016 10:39

I bloody love Love Actually. Emma T & Alan R storyline absolutely has me in floods, so well acted. Yes most of the other storylines are a load of old cobblers but so what!

I can often be found sitting in the coffee shop by arrivals at Manchester Airport waiting for DP or various relatives and it is really lovely watching the reunions.

Marmalade85 · 18/12/2016 10:44

Hate it. It's like a Christmas film by numbers.

BarbedBloom · 18/12/2016 10:48

I stopped feeling as sorry for the husband of KK after rewatching it recently and noticing his remark about the prodtitiutes at the stag being a bit of a mistake, especially when they turned out to be men. I took their expressions to mean that as they found out once the clothes came off.

I agree though, worth watching for ET and AR.

I also couldn't understand why if Carl had loved her for years he first of all didn't realise she always answers her phone and second, how committed she was to her brother. Seemed unreasonable to then demand she doesn't answer her phone.

BarbedBloom · 18/12/2016 10:49

Prostitues even. I need coffee

KatieScarlett · 18/12/2016 10:53

I watched it yesterday. Had a good cry afterwards, was cathartic. Story lines are Hmm but I love it anyway.

SeaWitchly · 18/12/2016 10:56

I honestly do not get how anyone can love this film.
I agree with you Marmalade, it is a Christmas film by numbers for stupid people.
Not saying for one minute that everyone liking/loving this film is stupid... although I think it must help if you can leave any critical reasoning at the door when you settle down to watch it.
I truly feel it is one of the worst films ever made, on a par with PS I Love You and Battlefield Earth.
It is a cynical marketing ploy with characters who don't have an ounce of realism and are not endearing in the slightest. It also highly sexist with every man winning a female at the end [agree completely with the Jezebel article above].
Each to their own I guess... but I don't understand how this can be anyone's favourite Christmas film of all time Confused

Wolpertinger · 18/12/2016 11:06

I was going to list the reasons why this is such a hateable film but Threesoundslikealot has nailed it completely.

Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman are wasted on this anti-woman heap of dross and even their storyline ends with her sticking with the cheater Angry

Other than that the stalking interpreted as romance and continual fat-shaming is unbearable.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 18/12/2016 11:11

I think a lot of people jump on the Emma Thompson storyline bandwagon tbh. Yes, she's a fine actress but it's a very definite sort of script to follow, isn't it? Cry when you're alone and hide your emotions because you have to 'show a face' for other people? I agree with Worra, you don't have to have gone through something similar to write effectively about it. If this is a Christmas-film-by-numbers as some have coined it, then those scenes are affair-discovery-by-numbers.

I didn't think there was a great chemistry between the two characters played by Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman either; it seemed all very deadpan somehow.

The storyline with Liam Neeson was very well done, imo, and more poignant because he lost his wife himself. It needed the stepson to inject some humour and focus away from the sadness and he did that in spades. The warbling girl spoilt it for me but I always turn the volume right down.

The other storylines were all ok but my favourite is Hugh Grant as prime minister, completely unbelievable.... although he could have stepped in this year and been welcomed with open arms perhaps? I think he portrayed the sort of prime minister that people actually want.

I love this film however cringeworthy it is.

limitedperiodonly · 18/12/2016 11:15

That Jezebel review gets linked to loads like it's really profound. It's her opinion. I see her point but I still enjoy the film.

I once found a US-based website where people were incensed at the scene where the boy dodges security to say goodbye to his first love at the departure gate. Posts ranged from how shit British security was compared to that in the US (where 9/11 happened) right up to him deserving to be shot dead.

People taking Love, Actually too seriously has become a Christmas tradition.

summerholsdreamin · 18/12/2016 11:19

The Thomspon/Rickman story line is the only one I can watch without wanting throw the tv out the window! Emma is just brilliant.

As for Keira Knightly... dont even get me started. How is she considered a good actress???

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 18/12/2016 11:19

Oh yes, and Bill Nighy and sidekick, absolutely brilliant! Grin

Namechangeemergency · 18/12/2016 11:26

Can I say how much I hate RC movies?
Is it safe? Grin

I hate their fucking tweeness. I hate that everyone lives in a Made-for-the-US version of London. I hate that Notting Hill doesn't have any black people cluttering it up. I hate, hate, hate that scene where the husband bravely carries his disabled wife down the stairs despite clearly having enough money to get the fucking house adapted and how everyone thinks he is wonderful for not dumping her.
I hate the stalking and the moaning and the angsty bollocks.

there, said it.

Although....I admit I quite enjoyed Four Weddings the first time I saw it Grin

But...each to their own. I know lots of people love his movies and fair play to them.

Toadinthehole · 18/12/2016 11:40

It's all very stereotypical, and so is the ET / AR sequence to be honest. Brave ET exercising British self-restraint whereas a more realistic script would have had her and AR having a massive fight in front of the kids and Christmas tree before she stormed out.

Btw, of course Colin Firth wouldn't go for the ugly sister. He's not exactly a munter himself. Most realistic aspect of the film.

hippyhippyshake · 18/12/2016 11:42

I quite liked the Jezebel review! Most of the film is the RC stable of actors showing us their narrow skills by reprising similar roles from their repertoire and most of it is sickly and far-fetched. But i do tend to watch it when it's on mainly for the Alan Rickman moments and the english/Portuguese subtitles. Bill Nighy is good as well. I never realised AR slept with the red woman! Shock

Apart from Karl and Natalie i can't name any of the other characters, do we get to know them?

limitedperiodonly · 18/12/2016 11:58

I find Thelma and Louise far more offensive. Everything they do is a reaction to men's actions, Geena Davis is a fucking annoying idiot, Harvey Keitel is a sensible man trying to save them from their silly selves and then they kill themselves.

And lots of women like this.