Caging the children

[myotherusernamewastaken]

AIBU to lock the kids in the cage with the dog so I can get some nookie with my Dom? It's a small dog and a pretty big cage.

Dom?

Is that short for Dominoes pizza?

Great idea. Just make sure it's got a solid floor and isn't electrified.

Dog in cage.

DC in front of mind rotting DVD.

Bolt high up on inside of bedroom door.

Clearly I wasnt being serious. But a lock on the inside of the door may well be a must have for future liaisons!

Oh my. That sounds traumatic. Are the kids old enough to be doing the 'guess what I saw mummy doing '?

Or, you could just wait until they are asleep?

Chloroform?

Never mind the weans.

Please elaborate on the "dom".

Enquiring minds want to know.

I am simply saying that the lock on the door sounds good but my real reason for posting is to mark this so I find out about the dom.

Darling other man

I assumed dominatrix.

I believe 'dom' refers to the 'dominant and subordinate' relationship that some couples, ahem, partake in.

So I might not have been too far wrong then...!

Classy

Why not wait till they are in bed before doing the deed ?

If its meant to be lighthearted I apologise for sounding grinchy , though I know you would not put them in a dog cage

DOM? Dog-breathed Old Man, probably

Darling other man

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

The real mystery here is who/what Dom is.

Oh wait, now I've typed it out I know. I bet he's had you in that cage before.

After the day I've had, I'd crate the kids so I could have a wee in piece.

I might get a dog, just st for that reason...

SaltyBitch

Darling Other Man

Just No .

what?

I didn't think Subs were the ones to do the crating although my knowledge is lacking.

Dom

It's a bit like 50 shades, but he's not a billionaire and im not an 8 stone 19 year old innocent virgin

Maybe his name is Dominic.....

So I was right about Dom... am I right about the crate?