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Caging the children

43 replies

myotherusernamewastaken · 10/12/2016 19:45

AIBU to lock the kids in the cage with the dog so I can get some nookie with my Dom? It's a small dog and a pretty big cage. WinkGrin

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MycatsaPirate · 10/12/2016 19:47

Dom?

Is that short for Dominoes pizza?

SeaEagleFeather · 10/12/2016 19:55

Great idea. Just make sure it's got a solid floor and isn't electrified.

DirtyBlonde · 10/12/2016 19:57

Dog in cage.

DC in front of mind rotting DVD.

Bolt high up on inside of bedroom door.

myotherusernamewastaken · 10/12/2016 20:02

Clearly I wasnt being serious. But a lock on the inside of the door may well be a must have for future liaisons!

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NaughtyLittlePassport · 10/12/2016 20:06

Oh my. That sounds traumatic. Are the kids old enough to be doing the 'guess what I saw mummy doing '? Shock

woesinwonderland · 10/12/2016 20:07

Or, you could just wait until they are asleep?

c3pu · 10/12/2016 20:09

Chloroform?

VeryBitchyRestingFace · 10/12/2016 20:15

Never mind the weans.

Please elaborate on the "dom".

Enquiring minds want to know. Grin

John4703 · 10/12/2016 20:19

I am simply saying that the lock on the door sounds good but my real reason for posting is to mark this so I find out about the dom.

Mrmcgregorsrake · 10/12/2016 20:27

Darling other man

Dahlietta · 10/12/2016 20:28

I assumed dominatrix.

KitKat1985 · 10/12/2016 20:29

I believe 'dom' refers to the 'dominant and subordinate' relationship that some couples, ahem, partake in.

Dahlietta · 10/12/2016 20:29

So I might not have been too far wrong then...!

RachelRagged · 10/12/2016 20:29

Classy

Why not wait till they are in bed before doing the deed ?

If its meant to be lighthearted I apologise for sounding grinchy , though I know you would not put them in a dog cage Xmas Grin

RancidOldHag · 10/12/2016 20:30

DOM? Dog-breathed Old Man, probably

VeryBitchyRestingFace · 10/12/2016 20:31

Darling other man

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

SadBiscuitSadBiscuitSadBiscuit

SaltyBitch · 10/12/2016 20:31

The real mystery here is who/what Dom is.

Oh wait, now I've typed it out I know. I bet he's had you in that cage before.

Boundaries · 10/12/2016 20:32

After the day I've had, I'd crate the kids so I could have a wee in piece.

I might get a dog, just st for that reason...

RachelRagged · 10/12/2016 20:34

SaltyBitch

Xmas Smile Xmas Grin

RachelRagged · 10/12/2016 20:34

Darling Other Man

Just No .

hotdiggedy · 10/12/2016 20:35

what?

talksensetome · 10/12/2016 20:36

I didn't think Subs were the ones to do the crating although my knowledge is lacking.

myotherusernamewastaken · 10/12/2016 20:36

Dom

It's a bit like 50 shades, but he's not a billionaire and im not an 8 stone 19 year old innocent virgin Grin

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MsColouring · 10/12/2016 20:36

Maybe his name is Dominic.....

SaltyBitch · 10/12/2016 20:40

So I was right about Dom... am I right about the crate? Wink

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