Caging the children

[myotherusernamewastaken]

AIBU to lock the kids in the cage with the dog so I can get some nookie with my Dom? It's a small dog and a pretty big cage.

YABU calling it nookie ;)

Salty

Not yet..

Don't get done get Dom.

🙀🙀🙀

Am I right in thinking, then, that you started a public thread asking whether you should lock your kids away (albeit jokingly) so you can indulge in S&M?

I'm not knocking anyone's sexual choices but I can't for the life of me think why you'd want to share on a public forum?

Do you live in a bungalow?

Are you at home?

Or Centre Parc?

Edith

Surely you should be asking the Dom. He's in charge after all

Why not? Sharing is caring and all that. And caging the sub is also caring. Well, sort of... If that happened to me. Which it hasn't. But it might be an idea...

Why can't you just wait until the children and dogs have gone to sleep?

I know you've added joking smilies, but I seriously hope that the suggestion of shutting the children away didn't come from your partner.

Wowsers, people really don't get a joke! Funny or not, it clearly isn't serious. Po faces unnecessary.

Goodness, it was a joke

No I don't seriously think about putting my children in a cage so I can have nookie. I have no partner and I only get nookie when there are NO children in the house so yes, half hearted attempt at a funny. Not serious in any way shape or form.
Oh and I've only got one dog and yes it is indeed small.

Also couldn't find the other forum so chucked it In the AIBU one. Seemed about right. I think it's perfectly reasonable to have a sense of humour?

And I really, really like this little guy>>>

Wtf is a 'darling other man'? Are you having an affair?

Grim.

I do wish this thing of oversharing was, well, over.

Why Not? Sharing is caring and all that

Not really, you're private life should remain that - private.
I'm all for having a laugh but am always perplexed when people think its appropriate to share intimate details of theirs lives for no other purpose than simply just to tell someone.