....to think WTF with this new celeb style of dress

[FrankWelker]

Apparently the new trend is the so-called vagina dress????? Is nothing private any more. Do you think this will end up on the high street!

I suspect even men know that the old gonads won't get the ladies going. Whether they're poking out of a pair of designer jeans, or hanging nonchalantly from the customised gusset of a pair of shorts! If it becomes a "thing" I shall be ordering my eye bleach.

Scrotal wear IS a thing www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-latest-cool-fashion-trend-is-letting-your-penis-hang-out?utm_term=.irrXNqok7#.wonZagDde

Poor Chrissy. I think she's had that happen twice before. At red-carpet events too.

I note quite a lot of the male slebs are now doing formal trouser and shoe without socks. Bare ankles . Maybe the lady pants have run off with the gentleman socks. They could collaborate and form err packs sonts sponks sock-pants

Yuck yuck and yuck again!

Have some dignity women!I think it's a really sad state of affairs if women that are in the limelight feel like they have to dress in that way.

Could you imagine a guy walking around in a suit cut the same way and they called them cock trousers

No one needs to see that much flesh and especially not what's between your legs whilst your out in public.

Isn't it (anatomically speaking) more correctly a pudenda dress?
Not an improvement, I know.
I have said before, (about young female singers like Miley and Rihanna) that I can see that someone will be performing completely and openly naked before long. I think there's a lot of pressure on them to keep going a little further and further.

This thread is like an invitation to view shitest purveyors of news. The sun, the Mail and Maxim have no problem showing topless and soft-porn pictures of women, so I don't quite get the fake horror here. Haven't clicked on the links, BTW.

Yes Tartyflette ! I was just going to say let them wave their wares in our faces as much as they want.
Why bother with all that extraneous fabric, just go the whole hog and display the lot for all to see. I think we might get a bit bored after a while, after all when youve seen one minge you've seen them all. All as ugly as each other.
Let's get some self respect girls and keep it in our pants.
Am in hysterics at you Curly!

Does my mons pubis look fat in this dress?

Liz H was doing it best part of 20 years ago, although with pants! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1024944/Liz-Hurley-upstages-bride-AGAIN-steps-canary-yellow-dress.html

There's some rampant misogyny on this thread.

Fanny-tastic.

Neither of them looks remotely at ease.

Thanks Nan. I don't know who he is either smile. He looks unflappable though.

A singer

Those dresses though..... wow

That's my attire sorted for the next parents evening, it won't embarrass my children at all.

Actually, I wonder how a real

Pressed post by mistake, now completely forgotten my second sentence! Bollocks. Or vaginas.

Minge Pedants is fantastic
But seriously though, the dresses are obviously ridiculous. worn by boring but beautiful women. What are you going to do in a dress like that? You wouldn't be able to sit down, you wouldn't be able to dance, you'd have to think about every movement you make. So you'd just end up standing there, in the corner holding your minge, while everyone else is having a great time.

I keep reading that as Minge Pendants ! Not doubt they'll be attaching one of those down there too.

Pseudo that catwalk model, in his brown drape ???!!! Looks like Captain Caveman - shame we can see what's in his cave

That style of dress would look AMAZING with my stretch marks and 15cm long hysterectomy scar.

Or perhaps not.

Minge Pendants I can see it becoming a trend, the perfect accessory

I'm surprised they are not arrested for indecent exposure. They have more flesh on display then the average hooker in these celebrity lineups.

Yes, and if you made the pendant big enough you could pop your phone in it and use it to cover any embarrassment when the wind blew. Your Fanny Phone Fan. I'm going to work on the patent (pendant patent!?!) this afternoon. I'll be rich enough to buy my own Gucci front opening dress and sleb down the red carpet.

your minge!

I'm working on a dress that incorporates a speculum and periscope so the wearer can show off their shapely cervix.
Kickstarter details to follow.

Not rtft but had to doth my cap to the pp who said minge pedants

This thread is fascinating. Those dresses are so much worse than being naked. That naked rambler guy kept getting arrested( it would have been far more effective to ignore him) If women or men wore no clothes at a film premiere could they be arrested? What is the definition of indecent exposure, would a gust of wind gets these into trouble. I personally think the indecent exposure law should just be about overt sexual behaviour ( ie flashing) and the odd eccentric nudist should just be left to get on with it.