....to think WTF with this new celeb style of dress

[FrankWelker]

Apparently the new trend is the so-called vagina dress????? Is nothing private any more. Do you think this will end up on the high street!

No idea who either of those woman are, but ffs, for the love of all that's holy ... Yuk.

Why wear a dress? Might as well just wear a bra.

It is an awful look and that orange colour does not go with her tan.

They would look better naked than flashing random bits IMO.

Unfortunately ladies this is already on the high street
Maybe not as high of a cut but definitely past the vagina!!

It's all a bit grim and desperate.

Would it ruin the line of the dress if I were to grow a large muff? Am just thinking it could get a little chilly, is all.

I'm so unfashionable. And glad about it.

I am a self confessed old frump. But it's not exactly very flattering, is it? Makes even slim, attractive women look like they have fat thighs - god knows what the M&S version would look like on its average customer.... I certainty won't be buying one!

I'm all for this.

I'd forgotten to do my pelvic floor exercises today.

Sorted.

My Auntie used to make us wear two pairs of knickers in the winter to stop us getting a cold in our kidneys. I think we should send these 'Celebs' a pair of Gym knickers and offer to finish their dresses on our Singers. It is so sad that the men they are with can wear finished suits but their dear female friends cannot afford to have their dresses finished. I blame Trump and Brexit.

at the M&S version

I just don't understand why? What are the advantages of wearng this style of dress? It's not flattering. doesn't look comfortable. does it make the wearer feel confident about their body? the ladies in the photos don't look too sure. Why would anyone dress up to go to a party just to show their foofoo to everyone. I just don't get it. Except of course I do: attention.

They're prostitute dresses - "Look, this is what you get for the price of a good dinner, champagne and a taxi home."

That's it mothers pure attention & trying to shock for all the wrong reasons. It's pretty sad.

Vulgar, but then people, who have nothing to offer, behave thus to gain attention.

Bit draughty round the ramparts at this time of year.

Why do people insist on coming onto these clearly-named threads to tell everyone that they are not shocked or even give a shit? They must give enough of a shit to come on and comment in the first place.

Anyway...... I'm just wondering what the male version might look like. Cut-out bollock peep-holes?

John Legend's wife wore one of these the other week and there was a wardrobe mishap, and yes the paparazzi managed to get a shot of it, she laughed it off, very risky!

Male version.

They'll have to re-brand toupee tape again. Twat Tape. Or are they using nature's adhesive to keep the curtain drawn?

curlyhairedassassin - that's genius. Does look a bit like a wooden rolling pin wearing a huge eyelash.

shatners - nature's adhesive

Makes me yearn for the innocent days when we were scandalised by J Lo (and Geri Halliwell) wearing a slashed to the navel Versace frock.

Simpler titty times.

Next year it will be arseholes having their moment in the sun. Or should that be 'moment in the moon'.

Both those women have an uneasy look on their faces. Very different to the sexually confident look say Liz Hurley had in that safety pin dress in the 90s.