....to think WTF with this new celeb style of dress

[FrankWelker]

Apparently the new trend is the so-called vagina dress????? Is nothing private any more. Do you think this will end up on the high street!

I'm definitely getting old. I just look at them and think they must be freezing

Though in summer and with the invention of just vagina covering panties it could be nice. Maybe. Not I'm guessing

I don't see how this could be described this as a wardrobe malfunction. If you go out with your fanny on the loose then its no surprise someone gets a pic.

Considering the press can be so horrible and scathing about celebrities when just going about their business with no make up on, it's a shame it puts attention seekers on a pedestal instead of ridiculing them. Or just ignore them completely since no one knows who the hell they are.

Never heard of it, but that's a revolting style of dress.
Just no.

Fanny Frock™

I often sport a similar 'fanny frock' (as I call it) whilst perusing the aisles of my local Co-op.

Good for those who suffer from frequent bouts of thrush though. Nice to let the air get at it and not too much trouble to have a good scratch.

This was Crissy Teigen's dress.

Don't see the hens who frequent cental Leeds on a Saturday carrying it off with such aplomb tbh.

Why does Crissy Teigen look surprised at the flashing?

Is she going for "oops I forgot my drawers" implausible deniability?

And yet it gets them in the papers and discussed on boards like this. Why on earth do they do it, eh?

Less aplomb but more likely to feel like a plum. Or flash their plum.

I suppose so Olenna, if that's where you're pitching your brand

But I still don't know who she is, just that she's a pretty woman called Crissy Teigen who is doing an unconvincing job of pretending that her red carpet flashing was inadvertent. Hopefully not an actor then

Dreadful! Honestly, I would rather wear a burka than that!

Sad attention seeking zelebs. So nothing new then.

curlyhairedassassin - that's genius. Does look a bit like a wooden rolling pin wearing a huge eyelash.

It won't translate to shiny polyester so no chance of it successfully transitioning to top shop.

Yuk apart from being immodest it's a really ugly look.

This is so much nicer, imo.

Chrissy Teigan is a model who is married to John Legend.

I am also old as my initial reaction was that in 10 years they'll look at those pictures and cringe . Voice of bitter experience. Not that I ever wore anything remotely like that

Have there been any ballsacks out on the red carpet?

There's no vagina though, is there? Or vulva for die hard anatomically-correct old school MNers.

Call it the groin dress. Sell that

Groin dress

Thanks Nan. I don't know who he is either . He looks unflappable though.