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Original poster

....to think WTF with this new celeb style of dress

137 replies

FrankWelker · 09/12/2016 22:21

Apparently the new trend is the so-called vagina dress????? Is nothing private any more. Do you think this will end up on the high street!

....to think WTF with this new celeb style of dress
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GoofyIsACow · 09/12/2016 22:48

Minge pedants! Grin

justdontevenfuckingstart · 09/12/2016 22:49

I would worry about my dress getting stuck or absorbed into my many folds if I had to sit down.

MayhemandMadness01 · 09/12/2016 22:49

Gawd touch up the tan lines first, have they no shame.

What an awful look.

Original poster
FrankWelker · 09/12/2016 22:49

Apparently it is called the vagina dress
www.maxim.com/women/vagina-dress-2016-9

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ThymeLord · 09/12/2016 22:50

I've got one for the works Xmas do next weekend, I just can't decide between nude or black stockings... Best pop over to style & beauty.

elephantoverthehill · 09/12/2016 22:50

If someone was going to wear this wouldn't be important to get rid of the tan line first?

CurlyhairedAssassin · 09/12/2016 22:50

In my head everyone watching from the crowd is shouting "I can see your flaps!" And "Your fanny's hanging out!" If only...

FabulouslyGlamourousFerret · 09/12/2016 22:50

Really loafer? Can we see photos?

NobblBobbl007 · 09/12/2016 22:50

pmsl Xmas Grin

JaneJeffer · 09/12/2016 22:51

Ferret Xmas Grin. A good option for when one has thrush, nice and airy.

CurlyhairedAssassin · 09/12/2016 22:51

Elephant: no, clearly the tan line is there to demonstrate that it's real flesh and not flesh-coloured tights or something.

ijustwannadance · 09/12/2016 22:51

Orange dress woman looks like a Kardashian. It really isn't a flattering look. They could at least spray tan the knicker lines to match.

ihatetosay · 09/12/2016 22:53

must be because they have no personality or anything to say

Tootsiepops · 09/12/2016 22:55

Am I the only one who a) isn't shocked and b) doesn't care?

JellyBelli · 09/12/2016 22:57

No knicker and yet she still manages to have VPL!

Sara107 · 09/12/2016 23:00

Oh! Couldn't understand the comments about tan lines, my middle - aged eye sight was seeing a matching bikini bottom worn with the orange frock! Certainly not a dress to be worn a la Marilyn Monroe near an updraft....
Seriously, there must be some underwear? A thong type thing??? You get bras that don't seem to have any straps anywhere...

Tiniti · 09/12/2016 23:04

Who cares? Far worse things to give a shit about than if some random is wearing no underwear.

JaneJeffer · 09/12/2016 23:11

Wow some cranky unshocked people on here.

nicenewdusters · 09/12/2016 23:12

How desperate must you be to flash that to the press. Hideous.

nicenewdusters · 09/12/2016 23:13

What next? Rectums on the Red Carpet ?!!

Original poster
FrankWelker · 09/12/2016 23:14

Ha! Nice one dusters!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 09/12/2016 23:15

I wonder why they bother with the bit in the front? Let it all hang out, I say. There's also the very real danger of getting a front wedgie which could be unpleasant.

charlotte1408 · 09/12/2016 23:15

I've just posted something similar before I saw this. It seems like people/ celebs just want to show more than the last person. They'll be walking around starkers next! Confused