Human loves me more than his wife

[DaviesMum]

Hi fellow felines! Am looking for advice; my human is so obsessed with me that his wife can barely get a look in. He carries me round like a baby, kisses me and even tucks me up in bed at night under the covers. He actually faces away from her in bed so that he can cuddle me! At first I was pleased we had such a special bond but now I just want him to LTB and be with me 24x7. I am thinking of re-homing the other human and telling him she ran away... Am I being unreasonable?

Fnar fnar lol.

Be Honest, Davies... Is this a TAAT?

FWIW, YABslightlyU, you don't need her to leave. You already have everything you want!

Actual lol!

Yanbu, make him ltb. Then you can both ride off into the sunset as it's meant to be.🎉

YABU - purely for pretending you are a cat.

My cats never post stuff.

They just lurk on MN.

That's because real cats would never seek opinions. It's not the Done Thing.

But if this is a reverse you need to LTB.

And I'm not entirely joking...

YANBU. You should start bringing her 'presents' and dropping them on her when she is trying to sleep next to your human. Every...time. She will soon get trained up. GL!

Oh dear - I've just seen the other thread.

I think you have a problem.

Not with the cat...

You can do better than him he will never leave her for you! LTB

You're a cat. You don't honestly care about what anyone thinks? I can't believe you deigned to ask the humans....

You're a cat. You don't honestly care about what anyone thinks? I can't believe you deigned to ask the humans....

Oh shit, I thought this was Catsnet. My paws slide everywhere on this tablet!

You're letting the side down my fury friend, we do not care one bit what humans think...leave that to the dogs fgs.

Is she the one who can operate the can opener? Think long and hard before you LTB, if the answer is yes...

My owner slave has just nipped to the loo, and whilst I normally just lurk I felt I had to write a response.

YANBU

I think your doing the right things so far, patience is the way forward.

Have you tried peeing in her shoes?

I also suggest leaving her presents ;) I find a dead rat most effective.

Watch her... find her weaknesses

And if your out and about and see some knickers hanging on a line, bring those home hide them under his pillow

Annie is right. You cats clearly don't give a flying fuck about your humans. Not like us dogs we hang on every single word they say and panic frantically if they even think of doing something outrageous like leaving the house/eating/drinking/farting. You name it, we need to be involved.

Not like you lucky aloof cats

Like a dog knows the word aloof

Puuurrrrlease

You've got claws. Take his face off.

Trip her up then eat her.

"Guide" her down the stairs, stopping suddenly to innocently wash yourself midway down. Verdict: Accidental Death. Simple.

That's because real cats would never seek opinions. It's not the Done Thing.

Soooo true

This thread made my night. :D