About people taking up room on trains!?

[ChickyDuck]

I'm on a busy train, next to no spare seats. I'm sat next to a bloke who is just taking up so much room! He's not fat, so it's not like he can't help it. He's just sat with typical man splayed legs and jabby out elbows - I can't even sit properly I. The seat without touching him so I'm perched awkwardly on the edge.

AIBU to think that you only need to take up one seat at a time thankyouverymuch!?

StriclyPan I thought you might come back with a comment like that but seeing as you don't seem to worry about calling people out on their rude and selfish behaviour, to quote Catherine Tate would say I aint bovvered!

"Please put your legs closer together, no-one's cock is that size, particularly not yours."

Works like a dream.

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