To have a wry smile as "karma" bites DH on the arse?

[QueenofLouisiana]

DH has been in a foul mood since he got out of bed. He has sneezed once a cold. The house is cold as the boiler has broken, so he's been huffing and puffing since 7.30.

This morning he used up the last of the loo roll in the bathroom and (not unreasonably) wanted to get dressed before he replaced it. DDog started fussing at him, she got told to bog off. In the meantime DS goes to the loo. DH rants and raves at him about not looking before he used the loo.

Turns out DDog is fussing as she needs to go into the garden. While he's ranting at DS, she's had an accident in the kitchen. Which he now needs to clear up. If he hadn't spent 5 minutes whinging at DS about loo roll he'd have got DDog out in time.

I doubt he'll see the link, but it has made me smile. I'm planning on taking DS and DDog out for the day, I think we all need some space.

Well that changes EVERYTHING.

In that case, I think the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard in the loft with the loo roll.

I refuse to stop what I'm doing as well otherwise my DP thinks what he's doing is always more important. Or grumbles when I ask him to finish what I'd started. So now, I don't stop unless it's an emergency of sorts.

The question isn't "why couldn't she". We know why she couldn't.
The question is "why couldn't he". We know what he was doing. Nothing except being a git.

Wtf is wrong with half of you?! This sort of nit picking pedantry is what gives Mumsnet and AIBU a bad reputation.

Grow up and get a hobby or a job or something to do. You're not big and you're not clever.

Wtf is wrong with half of you?!
Which half? Just for clarity's sake

I'm noticing more sympathy for the dog than the child on this thread...
YANBU OP, I'd have been hoping he'd stood in the dog mess as well

I love karma......balls to him..

stealth I find if you want to know then you can invoke them by staring into a Mumsnet scarf and saying rabbit in French three times. Then a Mouldie will appear from nowhere and tell you why you are wrong.

Poor dog :(

You are both unreasonable having a dog if you can't look after it properly. No dog wants to have an accident on the floor :(

Doesn't this depend on the layout of the house?

Quite right.
We need a detailed floor plan. With the correct measures.

Nothing beats a good drawing.

Lweji you forgot twat. BINGO: DENIED

No
LTB was leave twat bitch.

Ah!

The dog has pissed on the floor not had a lifetime of abuse!

Perhaps we should club together and send the dog to therapy? Somebody could sit beside the couch and say (for £150 ph)

'Now tell me about your pup hood'

'Woof'

'Tell me about your mother. Was she a bitch?'

'Woof'

But does the dog support Brexit?

Bingo?

Is the dog a girl dog or a boy dog and is it comfortable with that designation?

Bring him home a roll of gift wrapped toilet roll after your exciting day out.

He will appreciate this considering how you left his manflu neglected self dying in bed.

How are the detailed drawings of the house coming along? The Daily Fail has a print deadline of 6pm.

I think the dog is non binary so please don't bring gender into this thread!

Some replies on here are quite something!

Has the dog got a DM sad face?

Ferret Perhaps we should club together and send the dog to therapy?

NHS therapy only, I'm afraid. So that's 6 sessions of GBT (Good Boy Therapy) to teach DDog that the only problem with the closed door is their attitude towards it.

Bitofacow Is the dog a girl dog or a boy dog and is it comfortable with that designation?

How dare you even ask that question. This being's identity (we can't make species-normative assumptions they identify as a dog) is entirely up to the being to decide, and nothing at all to do with how thy're perceived by anyone else, or biology.

If the dog has a DM face then we will need to know how much it's kennel is worth and ask it if it's found any spiders in a bunch of bananas recently!

So tomorrow morning OP has to shout from the loft......

"Oi DH don't forget to open the door for the non binary being before it pees on the floor. We can't afford more therapy."

Cool.

Tell me about your mother. Was she a bitch

You can tell it's half term - posters are weird.

I'd had laughed had a wry smile too.

Buster The kennel was worth a loat more before all the cats moved in down the road, bringing the area down. That's why the dog voted Brexit.

And because of the cats the dog had to move into the house, and the dog couldn't get out of the house for a pee so it peed on the floor, once again it's all because of Brexit!!!!