Can anyone beat this for rough looking?

[FlapsTie]

I'm sitting at the bus stop in my village with a crate of lager, wine, a fag on the go and my dog.

A group of Alpha school mums have just walked past.

How likely is it I'll be ostracised forever?

(LightfuckenHearted before I get jumped on).

AIBU?

Primark not primary. Though there was a woman sporting a red onesie when I looked out my window the other day

This thread has made me laugh, and since oh is asleep I had to do the silent laughing shaking like a loon thing, which always makes me laugh more! I'm reminded of a recent dog walk outfit. I was ill and lounging around home in pale blue short harem pants (just below the knee ) and baggy blue and grey sweat shirt. To walk the dogs I decided, in my less than cogent state, to wear a very fancy brown wool coat, that had a fancy coat pin on the lapel, and shiny ox blood brogues. My hair and make up were in a state appropriate for being ill at home. During this dog walk, in my fancy get up, I saw most of my neighbours. And as I was ill I also became v sweaty. "Rough" doesn't touch the sides!

Was it like a Superking long fag or a bummed rizla roly, that you had to keep relighting with your poshclipper lighter?

God, I remember paying 10p more for a Clipper lighter as it was refillable & look classier. Then it always got nicked in the pub. I also remember getting 10 B&H for about 88p.

Pork pies with squirty cream and no pants. I've heard it all now.