To think that 90% of Range Rover owners

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Don't need such a big fucking car and should buy something else amd stop taking up most of the fucking road.

OP - can we call into question your driving if the only cars you "tend to notice" on the road are RR's?

I tend to notice cars being driven poorly whatever the manufacturer and during my regular commute I'd say there is a pretty decent spread across all car types/makes....from the Ford Focus ST who thought he could burn me off and cut me up, to the Volvo driving at 45mph on a dual carriageway and the MX5 that didn't seem to know what indicators were - all in this mornings drive to work.....

They are try hard and pathetic

I was behind a Berlingo on my way back from school today in my Corsa and apart from being ugly as fuck it was really obstructing my view from the front and also when we were both turning. So, you're slightly pot kettle black there. If the RR is ugly in your opinion, I can assure you the Berlingo is right up there too

I think you made this thread up for the frothing though, nobody can be this obsessed sad.

Berlingos are fucking heinous. I judge anyone who drives one.

ohdearme the reason rr drivers aren't fussed about other driver's cars on the road is because they are not obstrusive.

Your Berlingo in front of me this afternoon was obstructive too. So you're just as bad.

Unclench OP, unclench...

Stroke

MrsKeats In my 30+yrs of driving experience, car parking spaces are able to accommodate most sizes of cars. If you are experiencing difficulty in getting out of your car, then might I suggest it may possibly be you who has parked badly?

Again, a school tale - a Grandad (I know he was the Grandad, so not being ageist) berated me for parking too close to him in the school car park so he couldn't get into his car. I did have to point out that I was parked straight, and perfectly within the confines of the white lines, and it was him who had parked all wonkily. He had no answer.

See - now I have to go and Google Berlingo, as I have absolutely no idea what one is. I pay no attention to other brands of cars. Is a Berlingo harder to see around than a van, truck or lorry?

Hmm - that just looks like a small van with windows, or am I looking at the wrong thing?

(I'd rather drive my very ancient RR than that ugly-as-fuck Berlingo, BTW) What a pile of shit that is . . .

Rr are one thing but there are wank tractors available from Land Rover which are bigger than them - lumia? Maybe. A dad at our gym club has one. They really really don't fit in the parking spaces and I cannot see the justification beyond being a wanker.

Hang on a minute - you are driving to your gym class? Wonders will never cease! Why aren't you walking? You self-entitled person, you!

Gymnastics. Not with weight machines and such.

So a gymnast needs to drive, but someone using weights and such doesn't? Confused, just a bit

Just, point being - don't judge unnecessarily
Many people use large vehicles for a variety of reasons - it is not your place to question why, unless the Government brings in a law regarding size, restriction and use of a vehicle and you are appointed to the vehicle use police team.

Multi storey spaces are narrow and don't always accommodate your Chelsea Tractor. It was designed to cross the Serengeti but you are using it to drop one small child at school in the flattest county in England. And don't get me started on bull bars and the damage they did to anyone/thing they hit till they got banned.
Those massive porsche things are heinous and you are suggesting they are the same size as a corsa?? Do me a favour

Who said a Porsche was the same size as a Corsa

MrsKeats = you are over-generalising. I have driven RRs for more than 20 yrs, and have NEVER had a problem parking in a multi-storey car park. You are only speaking for a flat county in England - how arrogant of you. None of my RRs have had bull bars. ever, and they are not permitted any longer in any event, outside of countryside/field use - what decade are you living in? I think you'll find that Land Rovers were designed for crossing the Serengeti (not RRs) you also appear confusing 'those massive Porsche things' with everything else.

Personally speaking, as I've never lived in London, let alone Chelsea, my ancient, decrepit RRs would be an insult to a so-called 'Chelsea Tractor' (is that even a term these days)?

Do me a favour, and get the facts straight

Ah, but maybe after they've dropped the small child at school, they do venture off road, down hill and up dale. That's the thing about only seeing people on the school run, there are absolutely tonnes of hours when you have no idea where they are or what they're doing.

I'm confusing them into one big group of cars that wankers drive. I'm entitled to my opinion.
White evoques are particularly bad. I'm clearly not alone in my views.
You haven't had a problem. Oh that's ok never mind the other drivers who can't get in. Long as you are ok.

Mrskeats, you sound nuts, in a good way

Although, to be honest saying all people that drive RR are wankers is a bit nuts. Obviously because you don't know all RR drivers. If you do know all the RR drivers in the world I will shut my gob

Someone at our school used to do the school run in a lamborghini. I always thought that was brave considering how much of a scrum the car park was.

So an Evoque of any other colour is permissible then . . . just as long as it's not white?

All kinds of wankers drive all kinds of cars - many examples given above.

My next car is the Ford Expedition. I am a total wanker though.

I just hope it's not white, Stroke White ones are the worst, and you surely will be a wanker then

Oh no, you'll be alright, because its not a RR or a massive Porsche thing.