To ask why Maui is a standing joke on Mumsnet?

[SabineUndine]

sorry to seem slow but there are all kinds of situations where Maui is the answer and I have never seen any suggestion why!

[FruVikingessOla]

And where are the 'Wolefs' these days?!

[PotteringAlong]

I know this was mentioned on page 2 but I didn't realise that Maui girl and cracker lady were the same person! This is like that thread which asks which 2 characters you cannot believe were played by the same person!

[newshmoo74]

I'm glad somebody's remembered Sharon. Wasn't she the one whose husband t-rexed in asda? I remember crying with laughter.

[OlennasWimple]

Sharon was the person who should have cleared up the red wine that made a stain when it was thrown on a wall to get rid of a wasp (or something along those lines)

[originalmavis]

Did it get rid of the wasp though?

[FruVikingessOla]

No, Sharon was the 'OW' who the T-Rexing DH was supposed to be having a fling with, according to the OP (T-Rexer's DW)!

[originalmavis]

Whose got the spreadsheet? I can't keep up here.

[ShiroiKoibito]

we definitely definitely definitely need a troll board, lock them down and put them there for eternity

[FruVikingessOla]

T-Rexing in the supermarket, I think Sharon features somewhere in the thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1498923-Shouting-at-me-in-the-supermarket

[PikachuSayBoo]

She had a business where she dressed up as Princess Anna and sang at kids' parties....

I read that as dressing up as Princess Anne and singing at kids parties. Was a bit suprised there was a demand for that!

[FruVikingessOla]

Ah, I apologise. Although Sharon does feature in that thread ^^ T-Rex. She first made her appearance in the wasp/red wine on the carpet thread!

[FruVikingessOla]

Wasp/red wine/Sharon thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1212449-dh-threw-wine-at-the-wall.

[PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon]

Where is the wedding OP Brilliant trolling of a troll

Also the deletion message (which someone has mentioned) because Maui.

I smiled when I read the title to this thread.

I didn't read the cancel the cheque one as it had already gone bonkers when I visited between sleep and looking after a newborn DD

[JeepersMcoy]

I think when there is a really good troll thread mnhq should hold a vote on whether we should keep it open or not. Some of them are like interactive soap opera.

[JeepersMcoy]

We could have a special topic they get moved to called 'Under the bridge'

[FruVikingessOla]

But not all of them were out-&-out-trolls. TONGA lady was clearly quite genuine, she just didn't 'get' MN. And some of the others were just delightfully bonkers!

What about the 'fumming' OP?! It appears she was genuine, but just didn't 'get' that she was B totally U!

[rollonthesummer]

I had forgotten 'fumming'!! Was that thread deleted?

[FruVikingessOla]

No, here it is www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1855699-To-speak-to-the-school

[rollonthesummer]

I thought the 'fumming' post was where the OP's parents had taken her children away camping and got their new (white?!) trousers dirty just before she was taking them on holiday?! Maybe there was more than one

[FruVikingessOla]

No, I think the original 'fumming' thread (as above) was where the OP was livid that her DS had been excluded from his school's Nativity play - despite the fact she'd already told the school that she didn't want him involved in any religious activities because she didn't "believe in god and all that shit". She didn't seem to understand that a Nativity play is, erm, religious!

[Queenbean]

Can we talk about the hamwidge?

Bread
Ham
Bread

[FruVikingessOla]

Hamwidge is still here too www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1754515-woman-was-trying-to-force-dd-to-eat-a-hamwidge - not the only weird thread started by that OP!

[OutDamnedWind]

I was on Tonga lady's thread - someone had found a remarkably similar book that was, quite clearly, the one. But it wasn't in Tonga.

The OP flatly refused to believe that there was even the slightest possibility she had misremembered (I seem to remember it was quite some time since she'd lent it, so entirely possible).

Any time someone posted a good but non-Tongan suggestion (genuinely being helpful!) she would get angrier and angrier insisting that she could only accept help from people who would listen.

[Queenbean]

Thanks Fru!

[RuggerHug]

JeepersMcoy YES!!!!PLEASE can we get a petition or something going to MN to keep the troll funny ones locked somewhere. For return lols. Please MNHQ?