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This has been done to death but even so - workmen and toilets

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RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 11:58

So two workmen arrive at 8.30am by 10.30am BOTH had been for a shit. And they'll have working here by 12pm. That's less than four hours when they could either have gone before they set off in the morning or waited until they left.

One is stinking the whole ground floor out and I just know there is going to be something left for me to clear up when the stench has died down a bit.

Why, why, why would you go to someone else's house for a crap.

And I don't believe workmen suffer unduly from loose stools compared to the rest of the population but every single bloody one that comes here feels the need to offload as soon as they walk through the door.

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RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 15:57

Argh, it didn't upload the pic, trying again ...

This has been done to death but even so - workmen and toilets
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HandmaidsTail · 12/09/2016 15:58

It's not pretty but unless you intend to lick it clean, is it the end of the world?

Amandahugandkisses · 12/09/2016 15:59

I think it's disgusting

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m0therofdragons · 12/09/2016 15:59

I always need to go after I've been up for about 2 hours. Should I ask my boss to change my working hours to accommodate my bathroom needs?
Just shove bleach down, spray some smelly stuff and offer them a biscuit ffs.

HeyMicky · 12/09/2016 16:00

We have workmen in currently.

On arrival they get the tour: "Here is the kitchen. Help yourself to tea, coffee, biscuits. Milk is in the fridge, mugs, spoons etc. Here is the loo. Extra loo roll under the sink. And here is the bleach, the loo brush and the air freshener. You know what to do."

Just tell them to clean up after themselves!

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 16:00

No no, of course not, what a fool I am. I should be delighted to have paid them £1200 AND be able to clear up their shit as well Hmm

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m0therofdragons · 12/09/2016 16:01

But if you're a true mnetter I'll have to assume you don't have a loo brush? Grin

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RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 16:05

How mean I am not to have given them a biscuit. Of course with their dodgy digestive system that would have meant another emergency trip to the loo and no doubt a second layer of splatters to add to the first!

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Badhairday1001 · 12/09/2016 16:08

I have never understood the pooers in work, it's always baffled me why anybody would do that. My mind has been broadened though, maybe they just have to go. I honestly never knew that people needed to poo that much. Now I think I'm the weirdo.

BarbarianMum · 12/09/2016 16:08

motherofdragons I was thinking that but didn't dare say it. Grin
Honestly OP just shell out for a portaloo or tell them to clean up after themselves and leave a window open.

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 16:12

FFS really? Why should I have to explain to grown men that you need to clear your shit up after yourself?

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Herschellmum · 12/09/2016 16:18

My husband is a tradesman, so will spent 9/12 hours a day, sometimes more out of the house. He is NOT ALLOWED to leave the customers house without permission, his van, laptop, etc are all tracked and leaving a house or discrepancies in where he is, is a sackable offence.

He also has IBS, which 90% of the time is managed but the he will randomly get attacks.

He is not paid for his 30 minutes lunch but he also is officially allowed to move his van, so is supposed to take it where he finishes the job for 30 minutes, any time above this is sackable, 80% of the week he doesn't even get lunch because they office keep sending him work and he doesn't want to inconvenience the customer, plus if he says he can't go to the next job before the time suggests he can get in trouble again.

He hardly ever asks to use a customers loo, but clearly the rest of you have bowels and bladders of steel because I know I can't told it in for 9 hours, let alone more.

It is clearly an issue for customers, he often gets told no, usually from the same customers who won't allow him to use the front door, he's even been told to use the outside toilet before, you know the ones with haven't Been used since before the war and have no water.

He does everything in his power to try and avoid customers loos but that isn't always possible.

It probably sounds like he complains about it, but he doesn't, it's me that find others people's behaviour shocking.

BarbarianMum · 12/09/2016 16:23

You have to explain because they aren't doing it and it bothers you. If you want to avoid being in this position again you either provide a portaloo or put it in the terms and conditions or specify "leaving toilet spotless" in the list of works. You seem to be under the impression that adults automatically know how to clean up after themselves. Trust me, this is not true and this goes for women as well as men.

gemmawinegum · 12/09/2016 16:23

Have you not squirted your domestos down yet?

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RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 16:30

Or perhaps they behave themselves at home and like to let rip when they're out and about!

merrily leaving skids and stinks Grin - they did look quite chirpy when they left

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MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 12/09/2016 16:30

Anyone who would deprive another human being of the use of the toilet is an awful person.

Anyone who leaves the toilet in a state is a disgusting person.

We should all have respect for others and their property and then we could put an end to these ridiculous threads.

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MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 12/09/2016 16:32

Jeez you think you've seen it all and then some attention seeker starts a thread and posts actual photos of their dirty toilet Hmm

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 12/09/2016 16:34

True, and then some fuckwit takes the time to read it AND comment, what a world.

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MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 12/09/2016 16:37

Fuckwit? Hmm

SpookyPotato · 12/09/2016 16:39

Okay I'm one of the pro-pooers on this thread but he should definitely have cleaned that up, that's grim. I don't have to clean anyones skids but my own!

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