To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Oh, so I have! It's not the weekend tomorrow!

How cruel of you to enlighten me, Xmas!

Mouldy mussels. I know how to live.

Well done P - 1/4 way through already!

Depends if oily stepfather is home fron oily oil rig. Rather not be near him BUT the Ship Inn do Christmas Dinners so maybe an option

Hi red

No portia and I had to watch the whole episode with my rather annoying OH commentating throughout (he worked on the set during filming) I told him he's being kicked out to the pub next week, can't deal with that again!
Night cc.

I wonder what Oscar Pistorius is doing tonight? ponders

Erm stumbling around watching Rio

Feeling very happy he didn't get a much longer, revised sentence, I should think.

Come to mine portia, think I may actually get it off this year!

Stumbling around 😂😂😂😂😂 that's the post of the night for me

Ah doofus kick him out definiely

He's on a warning portia, one word and he's our!

I bloody luvs Adam Hills though.

*out damn phone.

I'm cruel but couldn't resist it

Is that you stalking in the background?

Yes Adam Hills is very funny and Alex makes me laugh but Josh comes from Devon bloody Devon over the border over the bridge !!!!!!

Im in the background in this one doofus

Are you his man bun?

I could cope with being his man bun.

I dont have a hat on and I am not waving a flag

Right at the back? Or face partially obscured?

My chin is on his head looking for nits

Brownie hair. Big smile. No phone.

Erm possibly