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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

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VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 14:58

If that poster comes back, being it on.

Thank you - you're sweet Grin

Spookily enough, DH is working from home today & took me out to lunch. I had to sit next to a table of 80 year old thugs bleating out their anti semicism. i.e. "Did you I know Jewish people don't eat cream with their raspberries? Why don't they eat pork and bacon? And shellfish? And meat in Friday? Why did they make up that rule about eating fish in Friday? "

They didn't, twatheads - who made up the Fish Friday rule? It was the arsing POPE!!!!!!

So I'm a bit cross.

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 15:01

Going on school run again. Back after 4 😊

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:01

Very easy to be a nasty person on an anonymous forum. Real life is so different isn't it

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 15:02

Exactly! My mum was raised as a Catholic by her mum, hence the fish thing!

I'm surprised they managed to get married at all, considering it was mid 1930's and Granny was an Irish Catholic while Grandad was a Polish Jew.

I never met either, sadly.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:08

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 15:14

I wish there was a 'like' button on MN!

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:22

I wish there was a don't like

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 15:30

I'm actually a little suspicious about that post. She responded to my comment seven days ago. So she's been hanging about for a week, doing advanced searches and waiting for me to comment on being Jewish?

Mmmm. Interesting.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:32

Just to change the tone look whos popped in

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 15:33

Like button!

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:33

Report your concerns Jess
Just hit the report button and say stalker

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:34

Ha i didn't mean you were a stalker

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 15:43

I have reported it. We'll see.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 15:44

I reckon that person works for the Daily Fail
Do not engage in chat
Hide thread
Rely on PortiGran to ring her chummy at the House of Fun
Where they let their mouths run
And we all get stung
Wonder who's taking a bung
They should be strung
With my pearl thung

.........poetic licence

jetSTAR · 08/09/2016 16:15

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samG76 · 08/09/2016 16:47

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VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 16:54

Oh dear.

Oh dear.
Oh deary me.

The children are bored. They want to play a game but they don't know what to do.

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 16:54

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 16:55

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 16:57

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AverageGayLad · 08/09/2016 16:58

I'm an official uni student! I have a shiny ID Badge and everything Grin

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 16:59

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