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To enjoy being in hospital?

209 replies

startingtolooklikemother · 03/09/2016 20:58

I fell slipped and fell over on the worlds smallest hill on Friday and managed to dislocate my foot as well as breaking my ankle in 3 places
Thing is I'm actually enjoying being in hospital even though I thought it was going to be awful. The food isn't bad, I can't walk so someone brings me loads of cups of tea, changed my bed, plumps my pillows and generally feels sorry for me. yesterday I spent all day in bed eating Jaffa cakes watching day time to and slightly off my face on morphine
I know it's not exactly where I would choose for a mini break but compared to home life its a doddle
Of course I miss my DS and DH but god it's lovely having everyone run round after me.

OP posts:
ZebraOwl · 05/09/2016 05:11

Oooh-um. Hadn't realised I had quite so much to say about Bed 6. Blush Believe it or not, that really is the tip of the iceberg of her shenanigans as well.

EreniTheFrog · 05/09/2016 07:38

I hate being in hospital. Every time I am admitted for something seemingly straightforward, they diagnose me with something unrelated yet terrifying and/or lifethreatening. That said, I am really enjoying this thread Grin. I think I now realise why a friend of mine (single parent with four SN kids and a hugely stressful job) makes so many outings to A&E for what I would consider minor reasons.

SandyPantz · 05/09/2016 16:29

A friend of mine spent a week in prison (activist, disobeyed an injunction) and she said it was so relaxing -met a couple of murderers but most women were in for petty crimes and not scary. I was jealous!

A neighbour spend a few days for refusal to pay a fine that escalated.
He said it was great, had one scary roomie (ran over someone with a tractor on purpose) but scary bloke was their scary bloke so his little bunch of new prison mates had sort of status!

He said they had ALL the sky channels and he mostly watched sky on a big TV with no kids whinging for cartoons.. said it was pretty good for a short stay

Pettywoman · 05/09/2016 17:24

In had a great stay in hospital after my c section with ds2. I bloody loved it and was really happy to stay an extra night because the doctor didn't get round to discharging me. I liked the food, liked the electric bed, tea and toast in bed in the morning, no laundry or housework. Marvellous.

Polarbearflavour · 05/09/2016 19:13

I like hospitals too and used to be healthcare professional so have trained/worked in various hospitals.

I like feeling cared for and safe and it's an escape from reality. I know that is very strange but looking at this thread I am not the only one! Blush Had a couple of daycase surgeries and an outpatient investigation requiring sedation. Lovely tea and toast in the recovery ward after!

Thatsmeinthecorner2016 · 05/09/2016 20:57

I had an extreme reaction to being in a hospital once. They tried taking my bloods but my blood literally curdled and was clogging the needle. I had always thought it was only a saying before I had it happen to me.

StrattersHasACunningPlan · 05/09/2016 22:34

I take my own food in (allergies), so I escape the NHS 'meals'.

Have had some fairly entertaining nights on wards thanks to little old ladies with dementia - one threw a jug of water over a poor nurse. They always give me a pang of sadness though, my DMIL has Alzheimer's, and is terribly confused now :(

MatildaOfTuscany · 05/09/2016 22:44

I spent over a week in hospital after my CS due to DS's low birth weight, and I really enjoyed it! (I am a scientist by training, and thus find all the high tech stuff and bleepy machines and shiny kit kind of comforting and homely, mind you, which I know is a weird reaction.)

Ledkr · 05/09/2016 22:49

I spent a long time in st George's in tooting.
I'd actually done a placement there some years before and so knew to order the "Asian vegetarian option" it was bought in from a lovely restaurant and was divine.
So whilst others had lumpy mash and hideous meats I feasted on Dahl and veggie curries. Lovely

BertieBotts · 05/09/2016 22:56

I felt quite sad for the old ladies last time I stayed in. One in particular all the staff thought she was a troublemaker but actually from the other side of the ward, seeing the whole story, the poor woman was just extremely confused and frustrated.

She was hard of hearing but there didn't seem to be anything explaining this as none of the staff seemed to be aware. So when they turned around and answered a question facing away from her, she thought they were ignoring her/being rude and would shout back at them, which made them think she was rude. She did keep repeating the same question which I appreciate is wearing but she didn't seem aware that she'd already had an answer. In several cases I'm quite sure she actually hadn't heard it. She kept demanding cups of tea which never turned up, which seemed quite reasonable from both sides (overworked staff with no time to run around making tea; OTOH she seemed unaware of this problem and wanted to know why they kept promising her things they weren't delivering). She asked if she could have her cereal microwaved, which, again, I know they don't have time to do things like that for everyone who requests it but they were really short when refusing, and I don't think it was terrible of her to ask. And then they started moving beds around in the middle of the night which was alarming enough but nobody explained to her what was happening and the poor woman was frantic thinking she was being taken away somewhere. She kept shouting "You can't do this!" "Somebody call the police!" and the porters just laughed at her. Then when nobody would (could?) take her to the toilet she half climbed, half fell out of bed and pissed on the floor, which just seemed to annoy everyone even further.

I just thought it was sad, I don't think she was making hugely unreasonable demands and they kept reacting to her confusion and frustration as though she was just being difficult on purpose. I'm sure they see a lot on the short term wards but it just really highlighted how stretched the nurses etc are. They were perfectly polite and friendly and reassuring towards me but I was a fairly easy patient. It seemed really clear that although they probably would have had empathy had they been aware of the full story they just literally didn't have the time or space to be aware.

Another lady in the bed next to me had awful eczema and asked if they could put a little cream on the worst part of her legs because she couldn't reach them, and was told (sympathetically) that they didn't have time. She was lucky that day because a HCA came along shortly afterwards and when she asked her, she did have time and was able to spend quite a while rubbing cream into the lady's arms and legs and the relief on her face was quite heartbreaking.

I'm scared of getting old :(

StrattersHasACunningPlan · 05/09/2016 22:57

You feasted on Dahl? Shock

So THAT'S what happened to him.

StrattersHasACunningPlan · 05/09/2016 23:00

I'm scared of getting old too :(

ZebraOwl · 06/09/2016 06:13

Is it really bad that seeing how unwell+scared elderly+confused people become & how much they struggle if they have sight &/or hearing loss part of me is less scared by the idea I probably won't get to get old?

Ledkr · 06/09/2016 07:51

Fuck off stratters Grin

I'm scared to ever be totally reliant on medics/old too.

When I was in a few years ago on a very busy ward, we hardly saw any staf and just had to get on with it, I had a drip,each side and just pushed them around to do wash and stuff.

One night an elderly lady was asking for help getting ready and into bed. They repeatedly fobbed her off and then went into hand over at 9 leaving her looking distressed and almost falling asleep in her chair.
She eventually got tangled up in her nightie so I went to help her and git her into bed. She was so confused that she said thankyou nurse.

The nurses didn't even question how she had done it and she was barely able to stand.

Hospital is not a place for the elderly.

StrattersHasACunningPlan · 06/09/2016 09:22

I feel the same way Zebra, plus I see the torture my DMIL is going through as her Alzheimers progresses.

Although, I'm on a hefty dose of Montelukast, which is being investigated as a dementia preventative.

OvariesForgotHerPassword · 06/09/2016 12:36

I feel the same Zebra

Right now while I'm so young and have a young family that I want to add to, I hate having chronic illnesses, but when I think about the implications of growing old in this country I feel quite fortunate that one of my conditions is likely to get me before I get to that stage. Morbid but slightly comforting I think.

amammabear · 06/09/2016 12:47

Wow at your X-ray!

I have mixed feelings on hospital stays. I've had excellent stays and horrific (no exaggeration) stays. So it depends on which one I'd get.

liz70 · 06/09/2016 13:29

Which hospital are you in? I dislocated and fractured my ankle, requiring surgery, similar to yourself. I was only in for two nights, before and after my operation, then sent on my way with crutches and cast. Obviously no shortage of beds where you are.

liz70 · 06/09/2016 13:44

Durr, I should have checked the date more carefully. Are you still there (haven't rtft)?

I'm pretty meh about hospital stays. Okay, but not wonderful. Not helped by a snotty auxiliary nurse ("No, I'm not a lazy bitch, I'm not taking the piss, I really, honestly still cannot reach my fucking plate like that. Sorry ever so much for being such a fucking inconvenience to you. I'll just go hungry, then, shall I, seeing as I can barely fucking move, so can't leave the ward to go to the hospital shop on the floor below, and my husband can't visit till evening as he's working in the day.)

... Another patient - this on an orthopaedic ward - helped me in the end. Angry (at the nurse, not the patient, obviously).

startingtolooklikemother · 06/09/2016 13:48

I had my operation yesterday and it's so bloody painful today I can't tell you! I'm beginning to get a bit bored now, watching Day Time TV is definitely a hobby and not a full time occupation and I've run out of Jaffa cakes
Plus, the fake tan they gave me is rubbish

To enjoy being in hospital?
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Glitteryfrog · 06/09/2016 13:56

That's a terrible fake tan job Grin
Hope you feel better soon, if it hurts ask for more pain killers.

liz70 · 06/09/2016 14:16

That's a long time to wait for your op - mine was the next morning. Presumably you had to wait because of the weekend? Now, there's a lesson to not have an accident on a Friday! Grin

I had a spinal for mine, was glad of the pain relief it provided till it wore off, then co-codamol after that.

Don't, whatever you do, put any weight on it for the full six weeks or however long the cast is on for. Some people try to be stupid brave and do so, and risk twatting the surgery up misaligning the healing bones, and have to have the op repeated. Shock And you definitely don't want that.

Happy hobbling! Flowers

jetcatjet66 · 06/09/2016 14:54

love the arrow Grin

Get more Jaffa cakes well soon Flowers

liz70 · 06/09/2016 15:27

"love the arrow"

I remember when I had my ORIF, I could "feel" the surgery being performed on my unaffected ankle - all the tugging, sawing and drilling motions, just not hurting, obviously. It was such a weird and disconcerting feeling. I even asked the surgeon if she were definitely operating on the correct ankle. Grin

OnceThereWasThisGirlWho · 06/09/2016 17:30

The thought of being old and in pain and confused and reliant on nurses also scares me. The moment any kind of judgements are made around someone's mental health/troublemaker status things seem to go wrong. (Anyone else remember the episode of Getting On where the elderly lady was treated as a hypchondriac but turned out to be dying? She was so relieved just to discover they believed she was actually ill and not making it up Sad).

On that note, my 3 day stay in a psychiatric ward was hellish. I didn't want to be in there, had nurses criticising me for sleeping late/catching up on sleep, wasn't allowed out even to the secure garden on my own, and had nurses loudly clanking open the observation hatch in the door every half hr or so overnight (they refused to just leave it open), no-one seemed clear about what was going on, my CPN seemed annoyed with me for being in there (despite it being nothing to do with me - a friend had called police, concerned, and started the whole thing), and I was discharged by means of being snapped at by a passing (dickhead, male) nurse that I was being discharged tomorrow, so the next day I asked if that were true and wandered off.

OTOH my brief stay only as a day patient for minor surgery was fantastic. I guess the bar had been set pretty low! They actually told me what was going on and were vaguely kind/respectful for a start. On the trolley back to the ward I kept expecting someone to appear, call me an attention seeker and tell me to get up at once. I declined further painkillers after the op and was up and about really quickly (too quickly really, but so used to just pushing throgh when it's mental pain...) Food was nice (and a menu! Rather than the trolley like school dinner of the psych ward) and the HCAs popped by now and then to ask if I was ok. I found walking to the loo wheeling my drip was an experience that must have been on some kind of subconscious bucket list too!

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