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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 22:48

AGL I'll send someone round

AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 22:48

True. I just want someone to obey my every word Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 03/09/2016 22:48

Ah! Get a submissive...

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 22:52

What is this, 50 shades of gay
Sorrt couldn't resist that AGL

AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 22:55

Grin Was thinking that actually Portia

HelenaDove · 03/09/2016 22:56

Im watching a programme about The Carpenters Karen Carpenter was amazing. A beautiful voice. A real talent.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 22:57

AGL. He's out there. As is mine.

As is this is the 'spooky' thread, has anyone actually seen a ghost?

(as soon as I typed that, I thought of Rentaghost and bloody toad)

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AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 23:04

Karen Carpenter is amazing, I have several albums.

Jess I've seen a shadow figure, if that's eligible?

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 23:06

I thought I saw a ghost of a penis when I woke at 3am one night last year. Turned on the lamp and it was Bobby the Bunny rabbit

jetSTAR · 03/09/2016 23:07

This thread is by far the weirdest so far!

To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?
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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 23:10

portia Tut.

Sometimes, when I've been walking across the dunes (just beyond the cemetery) I have seen a figure in my peripheral vision. A woman, dressed in black. I always feel really cold and shivery immediately after 'seeing' her.

I totally made that up.

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PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 23:12

I made Bobby up as well
He was actually rampant

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 23:14

We're hoping so, jet! I have high hopes for this thread. This is no ordinary thread.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 03/09/2016 23:24

Portia I'm glad you've said that. I thought it was me being dirty minded thinking "why would you call your rampant rabbit vibe bobby"

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 23:31

Love honey are cheaper than Anne Summers £50 + batteries is a bit much !!!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 03/09/2016 23:34

Love honey ones are better too

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 23:37

I'm out. Night all 💤💤💤💤💤

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 23:40

Night cc 💤 💤 💤 💤

AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 23:40

Night!

VanillaSugar · 03/09/2016 23:42

I've seen a ghost - truthfully!

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 23:52

No no, Vanilla - that was a flying saucer remember? In your back garden. Back in Thread 4 or 5. No embroidering that tale just because it's Thread 13!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 00:11

Right, I've picked up DP so I can finally go to bed but I'm too fuming to sleep. Angry

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 00:13

Now that is spooky, Portia but in an extra-terrestrial kind of way, like the archway to another dimension or galaxy...

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 00:16

Hmm... Angry giving way to sleepiness now. Good night lovely lot. Behave whilst I am away. Grin