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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 20:19

better. Was a hideous, panicky decision when I had twenty four hours to go before the deadline for birth registration.

Am not good with responsibility. Was watching 'Jaws' the night before.

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PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:21

Phwoarrrrr that Aljaz on strictly come prancing is extremely fit

UmbongoUnchained · 03/09/2016 20:21

Noooo Pasha 😍

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:22

At least you didn't call him Jaws Jess

peachmama · 03/09/2016 20:22

carb Shock. I always knew there was something weird about me. DP agrees.

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:23

Pasha is ok, you may have him

peachmama · 03/09/2016 20:23

And it's not that I post the same thing twice like some sort of crazed nitwit.

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 20:24

Jess Did you just glance over at the bookcase in a spare second between gazing at mangled corpses? Grin

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 20:26

red. But one day he will ask about his name, and I will have to tell him about 'Jaws'

"Well, there was this shark - a very naughty shark - and he had a fin, and, ummm...."

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UmbongoUnchained · 03/09/2016 20:26

I already have a Russian husband. One is more than enough Grin

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:27

I have an Irish boyf

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 20:28

CC and peach Are you both watching the same thing simultaneously? Is this yet another coincidence on spooky Thread 13? All spooky occurrences must be reported immediately!

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:33

No no no Jess.

"You were named after a very famous actor who was incredibly strong, was an amazing swimmer, and even had a song made especially for him".

Derrrrr-derrrr....
Derrrrr-der
Der-der-der-der
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
Der-der-daaaaa!!!!!!
Squelch
Scream

He doesn't need to know it was an animal actor.

peachmama · 03/09/2016 20:34

I suggested a series....and somehow telepathically advised cc to turn it on before I'd said anything....so she was already watching it as I typed.

Good eh?!.

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:34

Or an animal actor's body part...

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:35

And I've already watched it.
Really spooky eh Peach?

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:36

Just coming

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:37

I bet you I'm doing something right now that all of you are too.

  1. Breathing
  2. MNing
peachmama · 03/09/2016 20:37

Massively Red. I must lie down and conserve power.

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:38

Pahahahaha

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:38

Portia those bedsheets need changing, they're always in the same position, like they've crusted themselves into staying there.

peachmama · 03/09/2016 20:39

You forgot being amusing and witty Red!. Which is spooky again.....

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:39

Pulleddark

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 20:41

Peach this is getting really spooky now, next you're gonna tell me that we all sleep in a bed at night too.

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 20:41

Red my washing machine is ao'd