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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 21:16

Ive seen more Poldark than you lot, Ive shown you his buttocks

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 21:16

As to it being a Woooo thread, Vanilla, there have been so many spooky coincidences on these threads already, that it would be deeply disappointing if Thread 13 did not live up to its reputation for the strange and unexpected.

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 21:19

Oh god, DH just informed me we're going to watch Wales v Maldova on Monday. Fucking anxiety!!! Tell me it's going to be ok, having a worry on right now.

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 21:19

I will be glued to the screen watching, Vanilla. Just so that I can discuss the finer points with Portia later.

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 21:20

I will have to watch it too, just to see what Portia is getting Grin

AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 21:21

WHY IS NOBODY CONCERNED BY MY ABSENCE :(:(:(:(:(:(

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 21:22
PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 21:23

There's a do in St Austell pre show I have an invite

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 21:24

We assumed you were on your own thread, AGL. Grin

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 21:24

Where's AGL tonight??

RedMerida · 03/09/2016 21:25

Cross post with AGL
What a coincidence Wink

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 21:28

Yeah, what happened to AGL? Where is he? Am terribly worried. Might call 101.

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AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 21:28

:(

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/09/2016 21:28

Not accepting that one, Red! Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 21:29

Have called 101. They reckon he's been arrested for cat-napping.

Awaits phone call.

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VanillaSugar · 03/09/2016 21:30

Right. Drop everything. There is a massive ghost dong on my wall.

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AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 21:33

Jess It's not fair :( the only time in my life I go looking for pussy :( and I get arrested

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 21:37

AGL Grin (and possibly peed myself a little).

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carbcraver · 03/09/2016 21:38

Episode 3.....

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 21:41

Better not go dogging AGL. You'll have to do catmunity service

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 21:42

🐱🐶

AverageGayLad · 03/09/2016 21:43

Catmunity service sounds good though.

PortiaCastis · 03/09/2016 21:45

Cats bum face

carbcraver · 03/09/2016 21:47
Smile
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