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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 14:43

Is it bad that i had to get google to define "magnanimous" to know whether better was being nice or not? I swear my brain turned to mush when I had DC

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 14:44

Ladies behave yourselves, we have guests.

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 14:45

Not at all, Blue - you're obviously the thread peacemaker.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 14:46

Blue, it was me talking about McDonalds.

BMacklin · 04/09/2016 14:57

Oh I was feeling all warm and fuzzy just then and now I realise I've been mixed up with someone else.

Story of my life.

Sigh.

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 14:59
Grin
carbcraver · 04/09/2016 15:10

Squeezed a brownie in after my nandos. AND found shoes for DD so she can go back to school fully clothed tomorrow!!!

Hollyoaks omnibus is occupying me right now

BMacklin · 04/09/2016 15:17

I read that as "squeezed a Brownie after my Nandos" for a second.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 15:20

Was going to put 'squeezed a brownie out of DP' but that was all wrong!

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 15:20

Poor brownie :( R.I.P

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 15:22

BMack, everyone is loved here. Smile

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 15:31

Blackadder Goes Fourth just put in the DVD player. Cue tears for the final episode.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 15:40

Was a very moist brownie

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 15:45

That's one of the (very) few acceptable uses of the word today, CC! Who wants a dry brownie? Shock

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 15:59

being I don't think you helped but BMack just makes me think big mac. I still really want one. Sad

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 16:00

If its not a moist brownie, its not a brownie! A dry brownie would be a chocolate cake gone wrong not a brownie.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:04

Question: how many bridesmaids (if any/applicable) did people have?

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:05

And are there any bridesmaid rules I need to know about!?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 16:11

I'm having about 14 on Halloween.

In not RL, I'm having 4 and two flower girls

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 16:11

I had two, CC. They had blue dresses. of course

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 16:12

You need to buy them a little present, like a necklace, to give them on the day of the wedding.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 16:15

CC I had one.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 16:16

If you are making them buy their dresses, let them choose something that suits them.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:16

I've asked one. She'll be 'maid of honour'. My girls will be flower girls along with my god daughter (MOH's daughter) and want one of my best girlfriends. But want to ask in person and she lives in portia land (my geography is shite, so she could be no where near!!!!!) and I live further north than Cornwall! So that will have to wait until I see her in October. But I'm soooo inpatient and want it done with!!!!

Did consider all my best girls but that's looking at an extra 4..... Too many!!!

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:17

Was gunna ask them to get own dresses. And I'm going to pay for hair/makeup. I think.

And a pretty something for putting up with the bridezilla I'm going to be!!