...to stab my DH...

[liz70]

...for keeping me awake yet again with his snoring, grunting and farting last night? Sadly, though, I fear his life insurance pay out would be pretty derisory.

Oh, to have separate bedrooms. #dream on

I clearly have a NHC phobia, it makes me hysterical Worra

Stuff a sock in his mouth when the snoring starts*. You know that first gulpy-grunt-sigh that precedes it? That's the moment to do it. second sock inserted against the farts

*lightfuckinghearted

Storm

Yanbu

Use a pin. I use a good old elbow jab usually.